Would you eat a unicorn?
- Thread starter Jayson
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Been a spell since I've had a nice, slow think off.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Why is eating horses any worse than eating cattle or pigs?
FML. He had to do this while I'm living at my daughter's and on a teeny-tiny netbook. One more week and I'd be back home...I hate him.
That's it. Take it personally.
Is your name Jayson or Jason?
Well it's obviously not rational, but pretty much the same mindset as why I wouldn't want to eat cat or dog.
Is the unicorn wrapped in bacon?
If so, I'm in.
If so, I'm in.
i wouldn't eat a unicorn, but right about now, i'd cheerfully machine-gun a fucking field of ponies.
you started it. you spammed the thread.
Its a Jayson thread, not meant to be taken seriously hence we have fun with it, the show features Unicorns, it seemed fitting.
If they are plentiful, sure. But I wouldn't deliberately eat an animal that's an endangered species.
It can spear you one end, and crush your thorax with the other, I wouldn't really want to try anyway
I could see there being a unique thrill from the knowledge that you're eating the very last member of a particular species.
I'm not talking about unicorn Ponies of course, just regular magical unicorns.
If they're magic, I expect you could grow their flesh in clone vats, and hack it off ala Chicken Little.
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