Would you eat a unicorn?

[Holdfast]

Chicken tastes like frog.

Overcooked frog only. Properly cooked frog tastes a bit like a chicken-fish hybrid. God saved us the effort of genetically creating such a hybrid by giving us the frog to eat instead. Some people call that divine providence; I call it being a spoilsport.

This is offensive.

This reminds me. I haven't tried eating Hypnotoad yet...

Frog legs are pretty swell.

Some one tried to sell me some the other day. I told him to hop it.

Any more of those awful puns and we'll be cooking you.

 

[RJDiogenes]

We're knee-deep in frog puns.

 

[RAMA]

I read: Unicron, from that Transformers animated movie...

 

[RJDiogenes]

Hopefully not Unicron the TrekBBS Mod!