Would you eat a unicorn?

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Would Tom Cruise eat a unicorn?

"Magic horn is mine, mine, mine! Now all creatures will love the night, and worship goblins as divine."

 

[JoeZhang]

Thinking about it - I had guinea pig once - that was like shoe leather and I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Kemaiku]

Oh god, that film, I'd managed to forget it

 

[Roger Wilco]

If I had my druthers, I would ban everyone who used fucking pony idioms around here.

You should listen to the wisdom of Twilight Sparkle, when she said in a letter to Princess Celestia:

I am happy to report that I now realise there are wonderful things in this world you just can't explain, but that doesn't necessarily make them any less true. It just means you have to choose to believe in them and sometimes it takes a friend to show you the way.

So going by Twilight's wise words, maybe you just need somepony to introduce you to the magic of friendship? I would suggest starting with the episode Sonic Rainboom.

 

[Holdfast]

If they're magic, I expect you could grow their flesh in clone vats, and hack it off ala Chicken Little.

That's the kind of innovative thinking that will get us out of the economic crisis.

Horse meat is very tasty, lean as well and slightly sweet - hard to get however.

I believe you can mail-order it in from France if there's no shop near you that does this on your behalf in order to stock it. Actually, I saw something on the telly recently about that, can't remember where. I had horse years ago in France; tasted fine. Sort of like venison, but not quite. I'm not a massive venison fan, so I can't say I fell in love with horseflesh, but it was OK. Unicorns, on the other hand, are made of win so I expect taste better too.

 

[scotpens]

Jayson, if you spam up the fucking BBS, I'm kicking your ass off.

Mmmm . . . unicorn Spam . . .
Sure, I'd eat unicorn. I'd also eat dragon, griffin, sea serpent, and drop bear. It all tastes like chicken, right?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Sure, I'd eat unicorn. I'd also eat dragon, griffin, sea serpent, and drop bear. It all tastes like chicken, right?

Chicken tastes like frog.

 

[Holdfast]

Sure, I'd eat unicorn. I'd also eat dragon, griffin, sea serpent, and drop bear. It all tastes like chicken, right?

Chicken tastes like frog.

Overcooked frog only. Properly cooked frog tastes a bit like a chicken-fish hybrid. God saved us the effort of genetically creating such a hybrid by giving us the frog to eat instead. Some people call that divine providence; I call it being a spoilsport.

 

[Count Zero]

If they are plentiful, sure. But I wouldn't deliberately eat an animal that's an endangered species.

I could see there being a unique thrill from the knowledge that you're eating the very last member of a particular species.

I remember reading about people doing that as a fad. Then again, it might have been in a book or movie. Sometimes, I find it hard to separate between fact and fiction.

I'm not talking about unicorn Ponies of course, just regular magical unicorns.

Ah, that makes all the difference, of course.

 

[T'Bonz]

That's it. Take it personally.

Ah, but the complaints that will pile up tend to end up in my "inbox" so yeah, I take it personally 'cause it means MORE WORK!

If nothing else, the volume of monkey pics is bound to rise.

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Dennis:

Frankly, I'm not seeing what makes a thread like this more spammy....

A thread here and there is no biggie. Jayson tends to go bananas though when it comes to volume.

 

[An Officer]

Stands to reason, chimps, bananas, fruits... you know how it is.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Now this is the type of deep subject this board has been lacking.

The answer is no, I would not. Unicorn meat magically restores virginity. Permanently.

Bon appetit.

 

[Squiggy]

Sure, I'd eat unicorn. I'd also eat dragon, griffin, sea serpent, and drop bear. It all tastes like chicken, right?

Chicken tastes like frog.

Overcooked frog only. Properly cooked frog tastes a bit like a chicken-fish hybrid. God saved us the effort of genetically creating such a hybrid by giving us the frog to eat instead. Some people call that divine providence; I call it being a spoilsport.

This is offensive.

 

[Bob Karo]

Chicken tastes like frog.

Overcooked frog only. Properly cooked frog tastes a bit like a chicken-fish hybrid. God saved us the effort of genetically creating such a hybrid by giving us the frog to eat instead. Some people call that divine providence; I call it being a spoilsport.

This is offensive.

Frog is delicious. Over in Rayne, LA there's a festival for them. I say this as someone who has eaten:

Beef, Bison, Deer, Squirrel, wild and pen raised rabbit, several species of wild and domestic duck, pork, alligator, quail, dove, blackbird, nutria, elk, goose, turkey, crawfish, crab, shrimp, lobster, squid, octopus, oyster (preferably raw), countless species of fresh and saltwater fish, snipe, coot, marsh hens, armadillo, turtle and some I'm sure have slipped my mind.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Frog legs are pretty swell.

 

[Bob Karo]

Also, I've had chicken.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Hm, unicorns no, but I wouldn't mind some Manitou McNuggets.

 

[farmkid]

You missed the diagram of unicorn meat cuts:

You can get it at ThinkGeek

 

[scotpens]

Chicken tastes like frog.

Overcooked frog only. Properly cooked frog tastes a bit like a chicken-fish hybrid.

Overcooked frog tends to be crunchy.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Frog legs are pretty swell.

Some one tried to sell me some the other day. I told him to hop it.