Would you allow yourself be kicked in balls once a day for love?

[TheLonelySquire]

I'm not talking about sex or lust. I am talking about love which is the greatest most important emotion we humans have and the one emotion that makes life worth living. What if you fell in love with a girl and she fell in loved with you. You can spend the rest of your lives together but there is one catch. She feels some wierd compulsion to kick people she love in the balls, once daily. Would you be willing to endure this if you knew this was your soulmate and ya would both be in love for the rest of your life?

I would do it. I would do anything other than murder for love.


Jason

Jason, where do you think this stuff up?!

The answer is no of course. Remember, love shouldn't hurt!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

No thanks. I got hit in the nuts with a tennis ball two weeks ago and my right nut still aches a tad. I don't think I could deal with the pain every day

 

[Hermiod]

I have encountered a few guys who couldn't love someone who wouldn't kick them in the balls.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Now I understand what Meatloaf was singing about.

 

[Space Quirk]

Sure, if she allows herself to be punched in the tits once a day. For love, of course. Call it a knee-jerk reaction.

 

[USS Triumphant]

I Would Do Anything For Love,
But I Won't Do That
Oh, no, no
I Won't Do That.

I believe that I would find an alternate solution. Heavy armoring. Strapping her down whenever this impulse comes over her. There'd be another way.

I don't believe in the No-Win Scenario.

 

[Deckerd]

Classic Jason thread. They were few and far between for a while.

 

[cultcross]

I Would Do Anything For Love,
But I Won't Do That
Oh, no, no
I Won't Do That.

Damnit, beat me to it

Oh well, I'll just do the image.

 

[Sledder]

No way, someone with an uncontrollable compulsion like that wouldn't be high on my list of people to get together with.

 

[USS Triumphant]

I actually went through something similar to what Jayson is describing, back in 4th grade. It wasn't the girl I liked doing the kicking herself, though. It was her self-proclaimed "best friend" - the leader of the pack of girls in her clique - who wanted to discourage me from being around her. (I've sometimes wondered if she grew up to be a lesbian later on, since I can see with hindsight that the signs were there.) I couldn't do anything about it, since I had been taught not to hit a lady. I was nut-kicked about once a day for quite a while.

That lasted until the principal took me aside one day and explained to me that not all women are ladies. I still didn't out-and-out hit her, but she did get a nasty surprise when I tackled her.

Damnit, beat me to it

Actually, Deuterostome beat both of us, but I missed it somehow when I posted earlier.

I love those charts, though.

 

[Goliath]

Well, call me "Mr. Hard-Hearted," but...

The answer is "no."

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Of course not.

 

[Holdfast]

I would do anything other than murder for love.

Meatloaf's missing lyric.

EDIT - fuck, I should read the thread. Beaten to the punchline again.

Don't kick me in the balls for it, Jayson.

 

[JonathonWally]

I would do anything other than murder for love.

Meatloaf's missing lyric.

EDIT - fuck, I should read the thread. Beaten to the punchline again.

Don't kick me in the balls for it, Jayson.

Speakin about murder, if I got kicked in the balls everyday for a month, I'd probably be pretty open to murdering someone.

 

[Emher]

No. I like my balls. Plus there's no such thing as everlasting love.




Huh, where did that romantic 18 year old me go?

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Metaphorically or physically?

No.

What if you were a sadist/masochist couple?