Would you allow yourself be kicked in balls once a day for love?

[Jayson]

I'm not talking about sex or lust. I am talking about love which is the greatest most important emotion we humans have and the one emotion that makes life worth living. What if you fell in love with a girl and she fell in loved with you. You can spend the rest of your lives together but there is one catch. She feels some wierd compulsion to kick people she love in the balls, once daily. Would you be willing to endure this if you knew this was your soulmate and ya would both be in love for the rest of your life?

I would do it. I would do anything other than murder for love.


Jason

 

[RoJoHen]

Does her kicking me in the balls at any point prevent me from being able to reproduce?

 

[sidious618]

If she's kicking me in the balls once a day then she clearly doesn't love me.

 

[Jayson]

Does her kicking me in the balls at any point prevent me from being able to reproduce?

Nope you can still have children.

Jason

 

[Jayson]

If she's kicking me in the balls once a day then she clearly doesn't love me.

No she does love you. This is just some wierd OCD thing she has. She eqates the idea of being in love with kicking someones nads. No matter how much medicine she takes this feeling never goes away, though her emotions are real when it comes to her feelings for you.


Jason

 

[RoJoHen]

This sounds like a movie waiting to be made.

 

[sidious618]

If she's kicking me in the balls once a day then she clearly doesn't love me.

No she does love you. This is just some wierd OCD thing she has. She eqates the idea of being in love with kicking someones nads. No matter how much medicine she takes this feeling never goes away, though her emotions are real when it comes to her feelings for you.


Jason

Surely if she loved me she would try her best to curb this feeling.

 

[Markas]

No, I would not. I would find another person to love that did not feel the need to double me over in pain once a day for the rest of my life.

 

[JonathonWally]

I'm not talking about sex or lust. I am talking about love which is the greatest most important emotion we humans have and the one emotion that makes life worth living. What if you fell in love with a girl and she fell in loved with you. You can spend the rest of your lives together but there is one catch. She feels some wierd compulsion to kick people she love in the balls, once daily. Would you be willing to endure this if you knew this was your soulmate and ya would both be in love for the rest of your life?

I would do it. I would do anything other than murder for love.


Jason

No.

 

[Jayson]

If she's kicking me in the balls once a day then she clearly doesn't love me.

No she does love you. This is just some wierd OCD thing she has. She eqates the idea of being in love with kicking someones nads. No matter how much medicine she takes this feeling never goes away, though her emotions are real when it comes to her feelings for you.


Jason

Surely if she loved me she would try her best to curb this feeling.

She has tried but her OCD is just to strong. Also I know from experience that when you try and stop having OCD thoughts and feelings , the OCD just gets more powerful.

Jason

 

[sidious618]

She has tried but her OCD is just to strong. Also I know from experience that when you try and stop having OCD thoughts and feelings , the OCD just gets more powerful.

Jason

Okay, I'll play along. No, I would not allow myself to be kicked in the balls.

 

[Jayson]

Remember though, if you said no, that this is your soulmate. You might find love with another but it will never be as much love as you would have with this women. Would 15 minutes of pain a day be worth giving that up?

Jason

 

[judge alba]

nope my nads are not kicking items far as I'm concerned.
and being a wuss I'd probably scream like a bitch.
can i volunteer a friend as a stunt double?

 

[RoJoHen]

Remember though, if you said no, that this is your soulmate. You might find love with another but it will never be as much love as you would have with this women. Would 15 minutes of pain a day be worth giving that up?

Jason

I'd say it's worth it. After a while, you'd probably grow to tolerate the pain anyway.

 

[Mallory]

Would you allow yourself be kicked in balls once a day for love?

Nope.

 

[Markas]

Remember though, if you said no, that this is your soulmate. You might find love with another but it will never be as much love as you would have with this women. Would 15 minutes of pain a day be worth giving that up?

Jason

My soul mate could piss off.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Jayson, please go find a normal, hot-looking female hooker already. We want some happy stories from you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

This sounds like a movie waiting to be made.

As usual the Japanese beat us to it.

http://freakyjapan.com/?s=ball+kicking&x=0&y=0

 

[CaptainStoner]

She has tried but her OCD is just to strong. Also I know from experience that when you try and stop having OCD thoughts and feelings , the OCD just gets more powerful.

Jason

If someone has a disease, we don't act sick in order to make them feel better.
OCD should be no excuse.
No kickey-the-naddies for her.