"...Oh, Vulcan has been destroyed. Hang on where did Nero's ship get to? Oh, now Kirk and Spock are arguing. Where did the black hole go anyway? Oh, now Kirk is fighting some security guys, that's a rather stupid thing to do. Oh, no time to think, because now he's in a pod on an ice planet. Hang on, what ice planet? Oh wait, Kirk is now getting out of the pod. Hang on, why did Spock shoot him out in a pod? Don't they have a brig? Oh can't think about that, there's a monster. I bet Kirk wishes he was back in that pod now. Hang on, why did he get out of the pod into a frozen wasteland? Oh too late, now there is an even bigger monster! I mean, he could have stayed in that pod and listened to some music or something while waiting for the transport that was to collect him. Oh look now, it's old Spock. Say, what were those monsters about? Oh, no time to think about that..."
