Worst Review of ST so far

[planetoid]

Elf?!
I feel like we should chip in and buy her every ST dvd and make her watch them.
Any takers?

Review here

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You think that's a serious review?

 

[IndyJones]

You think that's a serious review?

The problem is that she forgot the funny.

But that pic of Chris Pine is hawt.

 

[Amaris]

You think that's a serious review?

The problem is that she forgot the funny.

But that pic of Chris Pine is hawt.

I'm straight as an arrow and even I had to take a double take at that pic.
Although, I think between the two, Spock is much sexier.

J.

 

[Eddie Roth]

Although, I think between the two, Spock is much sexier.

J.

Clearly, you are wrong. Please retract your statement!

 

[cardinal biggles]

Moving to Trek XI...

 

[Kpnuts]

They're letting 8 year olds write reviews now I see.

 

[Amaris]

Although, I think between the two, Spock is much sexier.

J.

Clearly, you are wrong. Please retract your statement!

Oh, no no. It is completely logical to find Sexy New Spock delicious.


J.

 

[Roshi]

Very funny review!



Hint: she gives winks as ratings!

 

[SGx]

Although, I think between the two, Spock is much sexier.

J.

*high five*

She bashes Quinto's role for being too "emotionless". I think it's pretty clear that this is a joke review, it's not serious.

 

[erebus]

I thought that was quite a positive review considering she wan't the least bit into star trek. And it was intresting to get her point of view of it, and insight for me into how the other crowd get the world.

I really liked the reference she came up for the vulcan hand greeting (I never heard of that guy so that shows how unhip i am) and it was cute how she doesn't get either Spock at all, does she?

 

[borgfan8of5]

I can't decide if thats a joke or just a 12 year old girl writing her own special review.

 

[NumberOne]

You think that's a serious review?

The problem is that she forgot the funny.

But that pic of Chris Pine is hawt.

I second that!!!

 

[NumberOne]

*high five*

She bashes Quinto's role for being too "emotionless". I think it's pretty clear that this is a joke review, it's not serious.

I didn't even read the review. I just skimmed the captions to the images. Must have been a joke review.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

The bad guy is from a tattoo planet and travels through time drilling holes in planets so that they deflate because his wife died and he wants to find someone to blame.

I think it's funny that some people don't think this is a joke.

 

[jOb]

Definately a joke, but I think she was seriously trying to point out a 'plot hole' in regards to Nero and time travel. She doesn't realise him being there is an accident. I set the silly girl straight, don't worry!

 

[Australis]

Her About page:

Facts:
I was born in Malibu, California.
I was a successful tween model for a few years.
In school, I was voted best smile.
I took some acting classes before, but the teacher was English and thought he was all that. La-me.
My heros are my parents, poor people who work hard or win a lottery and can live the American dream, famous women who struggled and did important things and made a difference.
Why the Blog?
I grew up being told by my parents and teachers and friends that there was something special about me, that I would go on to do big things. So here I am! I have decided that I want to be a writer because I think I have a unique perspective on things (a young, hip perspective from today’s generation) and can offer intelligent things to be read.
I call it Valerie Atherton’s Playground and Intellectual Department! Why? Because sometimes it’ll be silly like playing at a playground and sometimes it’ll make you stop and think about stuff.
xo -Val

If it's for real... damned scary.


If it's fake... not bringing the funni.

 

[Prons]

Not sure if srs.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I love her review of "Quantum Of Solace:"

But this isn’t the first time someone’s attempted to do James Bond. There was a James Bond TV show that was made for cable, but the commercials I’ve seen for it always made it look really bad and very cheaply done and it was always different actors playing the same part. Huh? It still plays on TV, but I don’t think they make new episodes anymore.

What does she expect from a TBS series?

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

I thought the review was quite funny personally. I guess humor is in the computer monitor of the beholder.