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Worst lines of dialogue in Trek?

It's hard to get worse than:

"Lions, Gigers, bears."
"Oh my."

But I also particularly hate Martok's attempt at insightful family commentary in "Sons & Daughters":

"When a father and son do not speak, it means there's trouble between them."

The line by Nog, I always laughed at it. I thougt it was funny, not bad.

Now, the Martok one... that is just bad. I even used the same line in another post somewhere on the ridiculously obviousness of that line.

(Made even worse, and actually funny depending on your age, by the fact it was used in the trailer for that episode.)
 
"I'm sure you need to get back to your snake pit." - "Sssss."

"Do not refer to me as chancellor, for I deserve a fiercer title. From this point forth, you may call me... MOTHER!!"

"Don't be so binary. In my universe, he was pansexual, and we had DEFCON-level fun together. And you too, Papi."

"Leland. We were just talking about you. Everybody hates you. Congratulations."

"Allamaraine, count to four. Allamaraine, then three more. Allamaraine, if you can see. Allamaraine, you'll come with me." - "Come on! Just say the rhyme." - "Allamaraine, count to four. Allamaraine, then three more. Allamaraine, if you can see. Allamaraine, you'll come with me." - "Allamaraine. Third shap." - "Allamaraine!"

To start, I always want to sink into my chair in embarrassment in TNG’s “The Last Outpost” when Geordi reacts to Riker’s tactical plan with “Ah, I see where you're going. We shift down and then kick hard into warp nine. Yeah! Come back fighting! Whooey!”
The outtake is hilarious: "we drop... shit."

I feel like this thread would be incomplete without one of Voyager's most infamous lines. From the episode "Learning Curve":

Torres: Get the cheese to Sickbay.

Cheese, indeed.
I never saw the problem there. If the cheese spreads an infection, how would you proceed?

It's hard to get worse than:

"Lions, Gigers, bears."
"Oh my."
Wizard of Oz.
 
Elaan of Troyus: "You cannot resist my love, my love."
I thought she was stuttering for a long time.
 
I never saw the problem there. If the cheese spreads an infection, how would you proceed?
I think in this case, it's more that there should ever be a need for this line in the first place. Especially since said cheese broke the ship.

Here's another from a Voyager episode ("Alice") that made me drop my jaw.

Chakotay: "We have a full complement of shuttles."

I know, it doesn't sound that bad. But when you consider how many shuttles were crashed, smashed, or generally broken by that point in the series, a number of them actually taken out by Chakotay himself -- and that we only ever saw them build one, the Delta Flyer -- the idea that Voyager could possibly still have a full complement seemed vanishingly unlikely.
 
"To boldly go where no man has gone before."..

(P.S The female crew are dropped off at Risa)
Back then, it meant all people. Just like "for all mankind".
Changing it to "no one" made it incorrect, cause whatever aliens live there, and whatever alien ships traveled there, certainly went there.
ENT finally got it right when they changed it to "no human".
 
Back then, it meant all people. Just like "for all mankind".
Changing it to "no one" made it incorrect, cause whatever aliens live there, and whatever alien ships traveled there, certainly went there.
ENT finally got it right when they changed it to "no human".
Yeah, I know what it meant in the 1960's, I am being sarcastic and silly
ENT got it wrong since they had Phlox and T'Pol on board
 
Back then, it meant all people. Just like "for all mankind".
Changing it to "no one" made it incorrect, cause whatever aliens live there, and whatever alien ships traveled there, certainly went there.
ENT finally got it right when they changed it to "no human".

Very true, but on occasion they did use nomenclature defining the sexes more literally than others. Conflation would be inevitable and there were lines in TOS, like the team of engineers ("The Apple") being stated as all being men, that start to seal the deal. I can't disagree as to why it was changed to "no one".

Great point regarding "no human" - TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, the Professor, Mary Ann, and the rest all went to so many places where lots of ones and men and women and smizmars already were... and as the show isn't "Red Dwarf", Trek has to go where there are people since week after week of keeping up entertaining scripts in a constant bottle show format gets increasingly difficult. Even Red Dwarf found new avenues to utilize...
 
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