World's dumbest person discovered

[Trekker4747]

He believes his wife's story that she was made pregnant by a 3D porno movie while he was on a tour of duty in Iraq...

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

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And.... we let this guy handle tax-payer paid machinery and use weapons?



Re: The "son of a gun" thing. I have doubts on the inelligence of people who'd believe such a thing would be possible. I mean, do you really think it'd be possible for a bullet (which is going to be blazing hot coming out of the gun) is going to not destroy the sperm on it? And do you really think, given civil-war area battlefield or, hell, even civil medicine as a whole, a woman is going to survive being shot in the womb? Or that her womb is going to survive? And considering that the average, erm, "load" is, what, a tablespoon or so and even with that unloaded into a woman's womb a pregnancy isn't 100%.

Seriously. How naive are people to believe in such a thing?

 

[Cornholio]

Makes you wonder how many people actually believe in immaculate conception...

anything is possible for God.

 

[Unicron]

My 60 year old neighbour genuinely believes that the voice of Donald Duck was an actual duck that had been trained to talk.

Lol!

 

[Lonemagpie]

Actually the phrase son of a gun comes from when they used to let women visit sailors on the gun deck of their ship...

 

[Miss Chicken]

Actually a lot of women actually worked on the ships, rather than just visiting.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

I believe that children born on the gun deck rather than conceived there is the origin that Snopes had come up with. As Miss Chicken said, women (typically officers' wives) did occasionally travel on board ships.

 

[Miss Chicken]

It wasn't just officers' wives but there were women who actually were part of the crew either disguised as boys or openly as women.

What did these women do on board a ship? This is where we have problems as few clues remain. While again Nichol mentions that they worked with the gunners during the battle presumably fetching powder and helping the wounded there is little evidence. While some were evidently servants many simply carried on their wifely duties. Such a woman was Nancy Perriam, who served aboard the ORION. Her job was to make and mend the Captain’s clothes but was present at both Cape St. Vincent in 1797 and the Nile. At St Vincent she carried gunpowder and helped the surgeon in the cockpit. She also notes an indebtedness to the Gunner’s Wife who supplied her with wine. [As late as WW1 a woman, Kathleen Dyer, was rated as Captain’s Servant and served for two and a half years aboard HMS CALYPSO].

In 1798 four women appear on the GOLIATH’s muster books , "victualled at two-thirds allowance, per Captain's order, in consideration of their assistance in dressing and attending on the wounded, being widows of men slain in fight with the enemy on 1st August, I798.”
Admiral George Vernon Jackson remembered that when he was a midshipman serving aboard the Lapwing in 1801, the ship ran aground. "Whilst occupied in getting the ship off the Shoal, it was amusing to see how some women - forty or fifty in number - who were on board exerted themselves at the ropes."

SOURCE

 

[od0_ital]

I call bullshit - no names, no location, and they didn't even give the porn title.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

He believes his wife's story that she was made pregnant by a 3D porno movie while he was on a tour of duty in Iraq...

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Damn you 'Avatar' deleted sex scene. DAMN YOU! It's so lifelike.

There's no way in hell this story is true, because I refuse to believe it.

 

[Trekker4747]

He believes his wife's story that she was made pregnant by a 3D porno movie while he was on a tour of duty in Iraq...

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Damn you 'Avatar' deleted sex scene. DAMN YOU! It's so lifelike.

There's no way in hell this story is true, because I refuse to believe it.

Same here, yet at the same time I've met some stupid people in my life. Not anyone quite that stupid, but stupid.

But that an adult man would believe his wife got pregnant from watching a 3D porno (its so real, they can do anything these days!), that's a bit hard to swallow. (That's what she said!)

 

[trekkiedane]

Talking about stupidity; how do you explain to a woman of sixtysomething that the speed of light is the fastest speed there is in this universe? and how do you explain that the laws of physics are the same throughout the observed universe?
Or, more to the point, how do you explain that air needs a hose and won't pass through a string of solid plastic?

 

[Rek]

Or, more to the point, how do you explain that air needs a hose and won't pass through a string of solid plastic?

Well if holding a bag of plastic over your head can kill you...then trying to breath through a tube of soild plastic will result in the same effect.

Although, if she still doesn't believe you I wouldn't let her try to disprove you...

 

[All Seeing Eye]

He believes his wife's story that she was made pregnant by a 3D porno movie while he was on a tour of duty in Iraq...

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Isn't techeye.net similar to 'The Onion'?

 

[Trekker4747]

He believes his wife's story that she was made pregnant by a 3D porno movie while he was on a tour of duty in Iraq...

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Isn't techeye.net similar to 'The Onion'?

I don't know about that part, near as I can see it's not.

But I did find out that this story did originate from a satirical news site and somehow genuine news sources picked it up and assumed it real.

LINK

 

[Lonemagpie]

It's still funny

 

[Shazam!]

There are people who believe in magic sky wizards. This story is more believable.

 

[Jadzia]

My 60 year old neighbour genuinely believes that the voice of Donald Duck was an actual duck that had been trained to talk.

That is damned funny

It always makes me laugh when I remember this. Does my neighbour really think the walt disney people held a microphone to the duck and read him his lines?

"Come on Donald, say 'oh boy!' "

 

[TheBrew]

Makes you wonder how many people actually believe in immaculate conception...

anything is possible for God.

Anything is possible if you can imagine it!

 

[John Picard]

He believes his wife's story that she was made pregnant by a 3D porno movie while he was on a tour of duty in Iraq...

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Isn't techeye.net similar to 'The Onion'?

I don't know about that part, near as I can see it's not.

But I did find out that this story did originate from a satartical news site and somehow genuine news sources picked it up and assumed it real.

LINK

Hence my assertion that real journalism died sometime around the late 1980's.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

He believes his wife's story that she was made pregnant by a 3D porno movie while he was on a tour of duty in Iraq...

http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

Isn't techeye.net similar to 'The Onion'?

I don't know about that part, near as I can see it's not.

But I did find out that this story did originate from a satartical news site and somehow genuine news sources picked it up and assumed it real.

LINK

Ah ha! I knew it!