Anwar hasn't trolled the forum in months, the Chase Masterson thread was locked before I could make a joke about her being banned again, Jimmy Bob hasn't posted his next review today and I'm still trying to catch up on Babylon 5 so that I can read Sykonee's thread. Talking about Worf's penis is all that I have left to look forward to.
This all-important question has been explored in many a fanfic.
I could try to remember the titles of some of them... but the last time we started talking this sub-genre of fanfiction here, TrekBBS was down for a few hours. I am still suspecting that the site imploded as a result of the info presented in our conversation. 
You could always search the web for some fanfics that explore the particulars of Cardassian or Klingon anatomy.
Well, TrekBBS has long since determined that Spock has a forked penis, so Dukat's spoon phallus is every bit as plausible.
It's a product of the TOS Caption Contest, I believe.
I find furry erotica disturbing. I find Klingon erotica disturbing. But which one is most disturbing? There's only one way to find out...
Carddies seem a little more robust than humans, so it could be more like a table spoon or gravy latel
I need alcohol for this whole forum today.
It's been 8 years since they appeared on screen. It's come to this.
