Worf's penis

[Evil Ezri]

Would Worf be a great Klingon Porn Star?

 

[chakotay_lover]

im shocked..speechless...

 

[Neumann]

Id love to get all violent with some klingon b*tches!

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

How would safe sex look like when they procreate through their teeth?

 

[rahullak]

Dental crowns get sold a lot...

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Dental crowns get sold a lot...

Multi colored? Flavoured?

 

[rahullak]

Possibly...and ribbed too

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Possibly...and ribbed too

Ribbed for her pleasure? Or pain?

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Bad, bad mental image! Shoo! Go away! Beat it!

 

[Praxius]

I wonder what orifice in the skull ridges secretes Klingon seminal fluid.

Well an older species of the klingon had venom sacks along the jaw line... maybe it's all located where their tear ducts would normally be located, since they say klingons can't cry.

Geez, I can only imagine how much that'd burn your eyes if semen came out from there. Bring a whole new meaning to someone being so hot that they could impregnate you just by looking at you..... Wakka wakka.

 

[Praxius]

How would safe sex look like when they procreate through their teeth?

Mouth Guards.... like a bunch of hockey players trying to gum each other.

Added:

Let's also not forget that B'Elanna Torres is half human/klingon, so someone had to get their rocks off the human way.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Based on the way they act, Klingon men are hung like ticks.

The bigger the blowhard, and smaller the microphone.

Joe, softly

That also implies that Reg Barclay is hung like a T-Rex.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Beat it!

...already in progress!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I knew someone was gonna say that! But still, I couldn't stop myself.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Onscreen evidence? Deanna Troi. I doubt if she would have enjoyed anything less than a full wholesome organ.

QFT

 

[TheGodBen]

Excellent, this forum is finally back on track, albeit a track that's leading right over a cliff.

 

[Photon]

Excellent, this forum is finally back on track, albeit a track that's leading right over a cliff.

Which begs the question, was Dukat's penis reptilian ridged and scaly?

 

[ares93]

dear lord people. dont you have anything else to discuss?

 

[Admiral Shran]

^ not particularly

 

[F. King Daniel]

I vaguely remember a TV advert for that "Trekkies" documentry (with Denise Crosby), where a fat woman dressed as a Klingon was bragging about making a ridged Klingon condom?

Or was that some flu fever dream/nightmare?