Worf's penis

[Evil Ezri]

This is a bizarre thread even for Trek BBS.

Agreed.... Next we'll see a debate on whether or not Worf's penis has extra ridges like his forehead.

This is a bizarre thread even for Trek BBS.

Agreed.... Next we'll see a debate on whether or not Worf's penis has extra ridges like his forehead.

If you want you guys can start that tread.

GRANTED

 

[Praxius]

This is a bizarre thread even for Trek BBS.

Agreed.... Next we'll see a debate on whether or not Worf's penis has extra ridges like his forehead.

Agreed.... Next we'll see a debate on whether or not Worf's penis has extra ridges like his forehead.

If you want you guys can start that tread.

GRANTED

Wait, didn't you just grant your own request?

 

[Kegg]

What is this doing in the DS9 forum?

Is it ony interested in the son of Mogh's sex organ when participating in his stay on the formerly Cardassian space station?

For a more holistic discussion of the topic, particularity the proclivites of said organ during his time on the Enterprise (which resulted in a child - qapla, Klingon seed!) this thread would be better placed in General Trek Discussion.

 

[Shatmandu]

Based on the way they act, Klingon men are hung like ticks.

The bigger the blowhard, and smaller the microphone.

Joe, softly

 

[TheGodBen]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[Hofner]

How do you know Klingons have penises?

Onscreen evidence please.

Robert

 

[rahullak]

Onscreen evidence? Deanna Troi. I doubt if she would have enjoyed anything less than a full wholesome organ.

 

[Alrik]

^
Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe she just liked the way he used his skull ridges.

 

[rahullak]

I wonder what orifice in the skull ridges secretes Klingon seminal fluid.

 

[Hofner]

There was some reason Troi broke off with Worf. Maybe she found out about Klingons the hard way. Or ratherr the non-hard way.

Robert

 

[rahullak]

This begs the question of how Klingons procreate.

 

[Klaitu]

When everyone de-evolved in that one episode, Worf bit her. maybe the mating practice involves teeth somehow.

 

[rahullak]

Yes, I'm sure Roger Wilco would have researched that.

 

[Kegg]

This begs the question of how Klingons procreate.

In some way that's compatible with humans, although it's been consistently implied from TNG S1 right through to DS9 that Klingon procreation is excessively violent.

 

[Disillusioned]

I'd say Jadzia would be a better indication than Troi. Given how much she slept around, she was probably a bit pickier than most.

 

[superstring01]

Onscreen evidence? Deanna Troi. I doubt if she would have enjoyed anything less than a full wholesome organ.

Obviously Klingons have human-like anatomy. Shit, imagine if it were dog-like. The thought of a Klingon red-rocket doesn't really sit well with me.

On the same track, is there some unspoken debate about whether Black Klingons have larger penises than--say--the ones with slanty eyes?

~String

 

[Tom Riley]

What about Worf and K'Ehleyr? They had a child. That thing they did when they drew blood from each others hands in the holodeck? ... Was that them procreating or did it happen offscreen?

 

[Klaitu]

Strangely, I can't get this thread out of my mind.

I've come to the conclusion that Klingon males have baby-making venom come from their teeth. It explains everything!

 

[urbandk]

That's no thread.

 

[Photon]

Re: Worf's penis......is Ridged...................

for Her Pleasure

Is there a Blood Wine Ceremony when Klingon women get their "fruit" picked