Well, there's no point in me typing out what I'm thinking because you already did it.
Oh, and no pun here, so TITS.
Woman gets third breast implant in order to turn off guys
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Well, there's no point in me typing out what I'm thinking because you already did it.
Oh, and no pun here, so TITS.
And once she's done with Reality-TV, she can open a bar and name it Hoooters.
I bet in time to come, she will feel a complete tit.
Similar: in Las Vegas, people will bet oin anythiong. A high rooler was bet by his friends he, a straight and apparently hiruste male, would not et breast augemntation. He took that bet up, the wager being $10,000/year he has them. Last I heard it 2as 4 years. Apparently the ladies love them, take from that what you will.
'Merica.
Similar: in Las Vegas, people will bet oin anythiong. A high rooler was bet by his friends he, a straight and apparently hiruste male, would not et breast augemntation. He took that bet up, the wager being $10,000/year he has them. Last I heard it 2as 4 years. Apparently the ladies love them, take from that what you will.
'Merica.
I had a quick look at the video/s...if that isn't fake it really looks like it is. She wears a choker and holds her upper body so still so as to not give away the entire fake chestpiece. (The only one where she doesn't cover her neck area is really dark and she moooves veeeery slowwwwwly and caaaaaarefully.) It doesn't even match her skin color properly in most of the videos.
I so agree! Also, if someone wants to not date anymore there's a simple method that has successfully been tried through centuries: you simply say "no, thanks." And if a male won't accept that, there's always the other method, successfully tried over milennia even: a female knee applied to certain male attributes.
Wow. I think she started off with three boobs. Two on her chest and one between her shoulders. 
In related news, her current boyfriend is set to have a third arm with a hand installed. 
As they said on "Red Green": "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
As they said on "Red Green": "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Reportedly this is a hoax.
Assuming her reasons for doing it are true, it *could* be saying "No" isn't enough and is tired of the approach men constantly bombard her with. She's tired of saying, "No" all of the time so she gets a third one of those things men constantly drool and lust after.
I was talking about this on my FB page, and said that I wouldn't be turned off by three boobs. Sure I only have two hands but I'd make it work.
One of my friends (a gay female, FWIW): "Two hands and a mouth?"
So this has just been added to the top of the HuffPo article:
Curse her sudden but inevitable boobtrayal.
Surgery to have a brain implant would be the smart choice in her case.
Three hands indeed...
