William Shatner was on Howard Stern for about an hour Wednesday morning. As always, they were both hilarious. They covered many different topics, but as for something that might be relevant to this forum:
(Earlier in the interview, Howard played for Shatner some audio in which Howard's staff had cut and pasted Shatner's audio books in obnoxious and profane ways. For the rest of the interview, Shatner occasionally slipped into a mock cut and past voice for comedic purposes.)
Howard Stern: “You even say that you are upset about the new Star Trek movie. You do…You still are peeved that they are going to have a new Star Trek movie without you.”
Robin Quivers: “And Leonard is in it.”
William Shatner: “Leonard is in it… [Unintelligible interruption] I keep saying Leonard is in it and I’m not. I… I… I… They’re making a Star Trek movie without Captain Kirk. Without the old Captain Kirk.”
Howard Stern: “Right.”
William Shatner: “There’s a young Captain Kirk, so I think they had story problems and didn’t know how to solve it. But… I’m not… It’s not ‘peeved.’ I’m just disappointed. I would love to have been… and J.J. Abrams is such a great movie maker that I would have loved to.” [Unintelligible]
Howard Stern: “Yes. You would love to work with him…”
William Shatner: “I would love to work with him. But I’ve got a lot of things to do.”
Howard Stern: “You certainly do. You are on a career roll, wouldn’t you say?”
William Shatner: “I would say that it’s... uh... it's happening.”
Howard Stern: “And when you talk about a new Star Trek, and they take Leonard Nimoy and they put him in. There’s a jealousy.”
William Shatner: “No.”
Howard Stern: “A professional jealousy.”
William Shatner: “No.”
Howard Stern: “Absolutely. There’s nothing wrong with…”
William Shatner: “Leonard got most of what he asked for. I think that was really good.”
Howard Stern: “Uh... Well, maybe. He’s getting a lot of money for it?”
William Shatner: “Oh… my… God.” [Mock cut and past voice]
[Laughter]
Howard Stern: “Is that true? Do you know what he’s getting?”
William Shatner: “No. I have no idea. But.. it… is… a… lot… of… money.” [Mock cut and past voice]
[Laughter]
Howard Stern: “All right, look. You do claim that in the new book that you are upset how they killed your character off in Star Trek.”
William Shatner: “Thinking back, they were going to kill him off anyway.”
Howard Stern: “Right.”
William Shatner: “So I said… They said, well, 'Either you can be in the movie and die. Or don’t be in the movie. We’re still gonna kill you.’ So I was kind of… hung up. And I said all right, I’m being… I want to be in the movie. But, looking back, I wish they had done it with more tympanis and trumpets, as against, uh…”
Howard Stern: “You’re the… you’re the whole show. Of course they should make something dramatic there… Something that would be better...”
William Shatner: “And… and they did. But you know, in a way, I think the producer was trying to kill the character off, because it was a legacy of the old… of the old…guard”
Robin Quivers: “Right.”
William Shatner: “You know. And this guy was head of the new guard of… uh... of Patrick and…”
William Shatner and Robin Quivers together: “The Next Generation.”
William Shatner: “So I think he was trying to kill as many antecedent… like the lion killing the cubs…”
Robin Quivers: “Yeah, but you know, they have killed Star Trek. They’ve tried now to resurrect it.”
William Shatner: “Yeah.”
Howard Stern: “That’s true.”
There’s the blood in the water. Have at it, sharks.
(Earlier in the interview, Howard played for Shatner some audio in which Howard's staff had cut and pasted Shatner's audio books in obnoxious and profane ways. For the rest of the interview, Shatner occasionally slipped into a mock cut and past voice for comedic purposes.)
Howard Stern: “You even say that you are upset about the new Star Trek movie. You do…You still are peeved that they are going to have a new Star Trek movie without you.”
Robin Quivers: “And Leonard is in it.”
William Shatner: “Leonard is in it… [Unintelligible interruption] I keep saying Leonard is in it and I’m not. I… I… I… They’re making a Star Trek movie without Captain Kirk. Without the old Captain Kirk.”
Howard Stern: “Right.”
William Shatner: “There’s a young Captain Kirk, so I think they had story problems and didn’t know how to solve it. But… I’m not… It’s not ‘peeved.’ I’m just disappointed. I would love to have been… and J.J. Abrams is such a great movie maker that I would have loved to.” [Unintelligible]
Howard Stern: “Yes. You would love to work with him…”
William Shatner: “I would love to work with him. But I’ve got a lot of things to do.”
Howard Stern: “You certainly do. You are on a career roll, wouldn’t you say?”
William Shatner: “I would say that it’s... uh... it's happening.”
Howard Stern: “And when you talk about a new Star Trek, and they take Leonard Nimoy and they put him in. There’s a jealousy.”
William Shatner: “No.”
Howard Stern: “A professional jealousy.”
William Shatner: “No.”
Howard Stern: “Absolutely. There’s nothing wrong with…”
William Shatner: “Leonard got most of what he asked for. I think that was really good.”
Howard Stern: “Uh... Well, maybe. He’s getting a lot of money for it?”
William Shatner: “Oh… my… God.” [Mock cut and past voice]
[Laughter]
Howard Stern: “Is that true? Do you know what he’s getting?”
William Shatner: “No. I have no idea. But.. it… is… a… lot… of… money.” [Mock cut and past voice]
[Laughter]
Howard Stern: “All right, look. You do claim that in the new book that you are upset how they killed your character off in Star Trek.”
William Shatner: “Thinking back, they were going to kill him off anyway.”
Howard Stern: “Right.”
William Shatner: “So I said… They said, well, 'Either you can be in the movie and die. Or don’t be in the movie. We’re still gonna kill you.’ So I was kind of… hung up. And I said all right, I’m being… I want to be in the movie. But, looking back, I wish they had done it with more tympanis and trumpets, as against, uh…”
Howard Stern: “You’re the… you’re the whole show. Of course they should make something dramatic there… Something that would be better...”
William Shatner: “And… and they did. But you know, in a way, I think the producer was trying to kill the character off, because it was a legacy of the old… of the old…guard”
Robin Quivers: “Right.”
William Shatner: “You know. And this guy was head of the new guard of… uh... of Patrick and…”
William Shatner and Robin Quivers together: “The Next Generation.”
William Shatner: “So I think he was trying to kill as many antecedent… like the lion killing the cubs…”
Robin Quivers: “Yeah, but you know, they have killed Star Trek. They’ve tried now to resurrect it.”
William Shatner: “Yeah.”
Howard Stern: “That’s true.”
There’s the blood in the water. Have at it, sharks.
