will caption cross the borderland

[pookha]

with may looming here is an episode that took place then.

 

[Skywalker]

Soong: "Ooo, I like where this is going."

Archer: "Second star to the right, and straight on till morning!"
Mayweather: "Uh, sir, didn't Kirk say that--?"
Archer: "It's alright, Ensign, I'm his childhood hero."

Spiner: "I didn't want to say it to Brannon's face, but Threshold really sucked."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spiner: "Look, I know you guys need a ratings boost, but you could have asked instead of dragging me out of my house in the middle of the night."

Archer: *sniff* *sniff* "What smells blue?"

Soong: "Great. Archer's damn dog took a piss on the bed."

 

[Triskelion]

I am programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring, officers.

Race? I'll race ya. But we do it for pink slips, chump.

Why won't anyone visit my webcam?

 

[Shatmandu]

Spiner: "Dune buggies? What the Hell was I thinking?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"If this gets any kinkier, I'm going to have to send for an Orion masseusse and bottle of thousand island dressing!"

"Second BK on the right...and all our discount coupons 'til morning."

"Why the hell do my thumbs smell like Tellarite ass?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Excellent!"

"Chair sooo comfortable, falling asleep...zzzzzzzzzz"

"oookay, no more of McCoy's Baked Beans before bedtime."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Soong: Maybe I need to call Dr. Phlox about this.

 

[Triskelion]

Hey Empress! Get the hose and translate the crap out of the porta-potty!

It's pirouette, rake, stack, steam heat, kick ball change, and jazz hands people! From the top!

I don't know, Tony. They move like drunken Klingons in a targ-kicking contest. I'll have to use all my genius to get them ready in time for opening night!

 

[cooleddie74]

"If this if for my role on Threshold...don't bother. My own wife did worse to me for it."

"Set an intercept course...105 mark 71...Warp Factor Three. And someone bring me a fresh roll of paper, dammit!!"

"...Brannon kept SAYING that Threshold would be a good idea and a hit. Why does he keep lying like that?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Then there is the dream where I'm some sort of robot. What's that all about Doc? "

 

[Nerys Myk]

SOONG: "No, I dont want to cuddle!"

 

[Alyssa]

"Then there is the dream where I'm some sort of robot. What's that all about Doc? "

Thats funny!!!!!

 

[Crewman47]

"Then there is the dream where I'm some sort of robot. What's that all about Doc? "

Thats funny!!!!!

Why the bashing for Threshold? To be honest I kind liked it and thought it was a great concept, what was it that no one liked about it?

 

[Triskelion]

I hate waking up in strange apartments.

 

[cooleddie74]

"To hell with your quaint religious practices, Captain...I and the Augments worship Lord Xenu...Master of all Galactic Thetans! All hail Lord Xenu and his glorious henchman, Tom Cruise!!"

"Travis...set a course back to Earth...Warp Factor Four.

Admiral Forrest owes me a hundred credits for that bet about his
sister's gag reflex."

"What did I do to deserve this?

First the Data voice-over cameo on "TATV"...now Threshold. Did I lose a bet to the Mob I forgot about or something?!"

 

[Triskelion]

Do I smell pie?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yum!!

Three big strong MACO guards to keep me company! Did you think it was my birthday or something? ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Here she is, getting out of the limo and... oh, my! Boys,
don't look! Boys? I said "... " Never mind -- just forget it."

"And that business with the haircut -- wow, Froot Loops, right, Travis?"

"Leave Britney alone!"

 

[Alyssa]

ppfffftt ----Sniffs---- "Huh, when did i have broccoli ?"