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Will Archer and T'Pol Still Be in Love During Star Trek XI?

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Garth Rockett said:
I think I've finally figured this movie out.

The Romulans discover that Spock's true parents are Archer and T'Pol. In order to prevent the Romulans from killing baby Spock and altering the timeline, Old Spock takes baby Spock from his true parents and gives him to Sarek and Amanda in order to protect baby Spock.

I can't believe I didn't put it together before now.
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Of course, Archer gives in to the Dark side and becomes known as "Darth Woodenness." And T'Pol dies in childbirth as a result of too many years of sniffing glue (which was used to protect the ship while inside the "Mysterious Unknown Force (tm)" see, the NX-01 was actually made entirely of styrene and was REALLY REALLY poorly assembled... )
 
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Not only will they still be in love, but they'll still be making babies.

In fact, every Vulcan we've seen on screen is directly related to Archer and T'Pol.
 
Re: Will Archer and T'Pol Still Be in Love During Star Trek

Garth Rockett said:
I think I've finally figured this movie out.

The Romulans discover that Spock's true parents are Archer and T'Pol. In order to prevent the Romulans from killing baby Spock and altering the timeline, Old Spock takes baby Spock from his true parents and gives him to Sarek and Amanda in order to protect baby Spock.

I can't believe I didn't put it together before now.
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You didn't put that together...you read the script! So I'm not the only one who has read it...this is excellent.

Then you must know of the subplot where after Old Spock goes back in time to talk to Young Spock, Young Kirk gets jealous and wants to go forward in time to meet Old Kirk, but the fool used Old Spock's calculations and goes back in time and meets Archer and T'Pol. But it's at the the very moment where Old NX-01 meets up with new NX-01, and young Kirk walks in when T'Pol and T'Pold are having a heated discussion about the best way to use Trip to their advantage. Young Kirk, T'Pol, and T'Pold have a ménage à trois. Young Kirk goes forward in time, knowing T'Pold was just as good as T'Pol, so for the rest of the career, no matter if the woman is 18 or 80, they're good to bed.
 
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I still think Kirk should you know..be with T'Pol
 
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Samuel T. Cogley said:
Old Spock and Young Spock jump up in the air and high-five each other (with their hands in the Vulcan salute pose).
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Say, Jim, don't you mean "high-three"?

(It goes to eleven. Say hello to Lt. O'Hara for me.)
 
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Captain59 said:
You didn't put that together...you read the script! So I'm not the only one who has read it...this is excellent.
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Okay, you caught me.

Then you must know of the subplot where after Old Spock goes back in time to talk to Young Spock, Young Kirk gets jealous and wants to go forward in time to meet Old Kirk, but the fool used Old Spock's calculations and goes back in time and meets Archer and T'Pol. But it's at the the very moment where Old NX-01 meets up with new NX-01, and young Kirk walks in when T'Pol and T'Pold are having a heated discussion about the best way to use Trip to their advantage. Young Kirk, T'Pol, and T'Pold have a ménage à trois. Young Kirk goes forward in time, knowing T'Pold was just as good as T'Pol, so for the rest of the career, no matter if the woman is 18 or 80, they're good to bed.
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My favorite part is after Young Kirk returns to his own time, he finds Old Kirk there (yes Shatner is in the film) who gives him a Vulcan high five.
 
Re: Will Archer and T'Pol Still Be in Love During Star Trek

Garth Rockett said:
I think I've finally figured this movie out.

The Romulans discover that Spock's true parents are Archer and T'Pol. In order to prevent the Romulans from killing baby Spock and altering the timeline, Old Spock takes baby Spock from his true parents and gives him to Sarek and Amanda in order to protect baby Spock.

I can't believe I didn't put it together before now.
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I'd watch that.
 
Re: Will Archer and T'Pol Still Be in Love During Star Trek

Feh. Archer only turned to T'Pol in a sad and futile attempt to get over the death of his one true love, Trip Tucker.

Kirk and Spock also figure into this story. I'll let yall guess how.
 
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Samuel T. Cogley said:
What if, in the process of lovemaking, Archer and T'Pol are incinerated, and their ashes are mixed into the paint that eventually coats the hull of the NCC-1707.

THAT should be the teaser trailer! :thumbsup:

Anyone want to storyboard that for me?
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Is it me or could one infer this means covering the Enterprise hull with the flesh of ENT characters. Heck, why not everyone in the TNG era too (since it's a big ship), a la, necronomicon style. All spook and all.

I'd like to see Vector CGI up that. :lol:
 
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The Romulans discover that Spock's true parents are Archer and T'Pol.
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Ah I've been saying that for MONTHS.

Weird thing is, they look like they could be his parents...

No, I got it. Spock is Archer's real father. That's why he was so pissy about Vulcans. He kept the deep dark secret for years, even the painful ear-bobbing part.
 
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C'mon...everyone knows Archer and Trip were gay lovers.
 
Archer wanted T'Pol. It started out adversarial but things changed.
The Trip and Tpol romance thing didnt work.
a Trip and Hoshi romance would have worked as Hoshi was near wasted.
 
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^^^
Yea, Hoshi's drinking became a big problem. She would be pressing any ole button at that station. She once used the transporter to steal a case of Andorian ale. That was a diplomatic boo boo I can tell ya.
 
Re: Will Archer and T'Pol Still Be in Love During Star Trek

Samuel T. Cogley said:
Even if we don't get to see them on the screen, I think Abrams should find a way to let us know that Archer and T'Pol are deeply in love during the time period of Pike and Kirk.
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That went the way of the dodo.
 
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I really, really hate myself for laughing this hard because of this thread.
 
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Not sure I follow. Is that a doubleblind thing?
 
Re: Will Archer and T'Pol Still Be in Love During Star Trek

Q : Will Archer & T'Pol Still Be In Love During Star Trek ?

A : Will Joe Six Pack Even Know About Them To Care ?
 
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I couldn't vote because there is no "ZERO - WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!".

*BIG eyeroll* Obviously, you watched a different Enterprise than I did.
 
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