Why is Hiro still a fat ass?

[the Dagman]

4 Seasons into Heroes and <Character> is still a <description>. What gives?

That character had so much potential season 1 with <event or characterization>. If I was <Character> I would of gotten ripped by now and demanded the writers turn me into a bad ass like they originally intended. I probably would of even requested that I become evil or maybe "gray area" bad.

It just sickens me how much better of a character <Character> could of been.

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You can play mad libs with the above template and any Heroes character. Odds are it'll work.

If you're going to use this as a mad libs template, perhaps you should fix the 2 "would of's" and 1 "could of" to "would have" and "could have".

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who actually knows how to write instead of simply typing what words sound like.

 

[Squiggy]

WTF? He is no fat ass. He looks about normal.
What the hell are your standards based on?

By any standards hes a fat ass.

If your standards are Waif Magazine then yeah.

 

[FPAlpha]

Oh i know that poster from TNZ where he also had a thread (or participated) about weight.. he was "rude" there too (to put it mildly.. normal TNZ speak would get me a warning here).

Seems like anyone above a BMI of 22 is a "fat ass" to him..

I wouldn't call Oka fat.. maybe a bit overwheight but his round and chubby face makes him appear he has more weight than what he has.

 

[Rowan Sjet]

WTF? He is no fat ass. He looks about normal.
What the hell are your standards based on?

By any standards hes a fat ass.

It's the baggy jacket that makes him look on the tubby side there, a quick google search finds more accurate photos.

http://shinjishinji.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/masi_george_l.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/64/37/0000036437_20061213153028.jpg

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Even with the baggy clothes, if you look at his neck, it's obvious. He has a round face. He's not fat by any means.

 

[Ethros]

Maybe he needs Adama to tell him off

 

[ZeNd]

WTF? He is no fat ass. He looks about normal.
What the hell are your standards based on?

By any standards hes a fat ass.

It's the baggy jacket that makes him look on the tubby side there, a quick google search finds more accurate photos.

http://shinjishinji.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/masi_george_l.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/64/37/0000036437_20061213153028.jpg

Still fat.

This is what a normal guy looks like:

 

[Rowan Sjet]

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[Lapis Exilis]

Why are people bothering with this trash? All I hear is "Heroes si trash, but I will give it one more season" and they just keep bitching.

The end of season 3 was my limit.

The end of episode 3 was mine. Heroes was always pretty stupid.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

This is what a normal guy looks like:

A normal guy is short with severe muscle dysmorphia?

'Kay.

 

[P0sitr0nic]

By any standards hes a fat ass.

It's the baggy jacket that makes him look on the tubby side there, a quick google search finds more accurate photos.

http://shinjishinji.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/masi_george_l.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/64/37/0000036437_20061213153028.jpg

Still fat.

This is what a normal guy looks like:

Yer not well in the head, I take it.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

This is what a normal guy looks like:

Well, at least I have those exact shorts. I'm close enough to ZeNd's image of manliness.

 

[Trekker4747]

I'd say Hiro is far more "normal looking" than Sly there.

 

[Orintho]

WTF? He is no fat ass. He looks about normal.
What the hell are your standards based on?

By any standards hes a fat ass.

Err, he's a rather petite man with a slightly round face. How exactly does this make him fat?

 

[Dusty Ayres]

he/she probably lives in the world where he/she thinks runway model's are normal sized....

They are also believers in the bullshit idea of there being an 'obesity epidemic' when there really isn't.

 

[Dusty Ayres]

The end of episode 3 was mine. Heroes was always pretty stupid.

Heroes was stupid from day one, for me.