"Clean" is not a word I would apply to the USS Kelvin, particularly the engineering levels.
To a lesser extent, the STVI Enterprise was a little grimy.
To a lesser extent, the STVI Enterprise was a little grimy.
Which leads to the expression, "You don't beam the baby out with the bath water.""The ship cleans itself"
And when it doesn't, the crew just beams the dust and dirt (along with the shitty diapers of the crew's babies) into space.
QUICK, transporter room beam it out of here. It stinks. haha funny thought
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Lieutenant D'Sora's quarters were pretty damn messy in "In Theory". Data had to clean up after her.Aside from dirt, everybody's quarters are always so neat and spare. NObody's messy, or a packrat?
Frequent barium sweeps.ok heres something that's annoyed me for a long time. why is everything on a starfleet ship/station etc so damn clean? There is never a single speck of dirt on the carpets, not a fingerprint on a screen, no wear and tear on anhthing. The only time you ever see dirt is when the ship is half blown up! What do they do, shoot messy eaters and anyone with a nosebleed or a crumb on their uniform get beamed out into space incase they get the place a little dirty?
Aside from dirt, everybody's quarters are always so neat and spare. NObody's messy, or a packrat?
I agree that the ship cleans itself, but that doesn't explain how the Baku were so friggin immaculate. I'm all for there being more dirt and nicks and messes here and there, but I'm apprehensive of the accidental futurism of the cleanliness being replaced with the typical sci-fi mildewy walls and greebles and pipes and going everywhere.
In today’s navies, officers and enlisted personnel alike are required to keep their quarters neat and tidy for the sake of efficiency, safety and morale. I imagine it’s the same in Starfleet, although maybe the rules are a bit looser in the less military environment of TNG and beyond.Aside from dirt, everybody's quarters are always so neat and spare. NObody's messy, or a packrat?
So, this would explain the Klingon ships?In sci fi cleanliness often means establishment and used and old technology means anti-establishment, Compare the Alliance ships to Serenity in Firefly.
So, this would explain the Klingon ships?In sci fi cleanliness often means establishment and used and old technology means anti-establishment, Compare the Alliance ships to Serenity in Firefly.
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