Why I have Mixed Feelings About You!

[Capn Flukie]

To SPD, you were almost the perfect match for me, so many wonderful things about you made me fall hard for you, yet the way you treated me near the end of our relationship was mean-spirited, unfair, and hard to understand. I still care deeply about you, but there is a blanket of anger that colors my feelings for you.

To my job, I love all the different things I get to do, and all the cool, interesting people I get to meet everyday, but dammit, pay me a living wage so I can pay the rent and eat on a consistent basis.

 

[RJDiogenes]

To CK: I could easily see myself waking up next to you every day forever, but I can't understand why such an intelligent, educated, creative and talented women could be so swept away by hardcore religion. And San Antonio is bloody hot. Boston at least has seasons.

To the Universe: You are full of endless wonders, but it really pisses me off that your natural laws make them so hard to explore.

 

[Saul]

To VW: I don't get it. I don't know why I feel this why, I feel so happy around you that without you I fear I may hit the ground hard. So I don't want to depend on you for happiness. Sometimes I feel I don't even want to know you. It's not your fault, it's my mind.

To JUA: Since that night we met on the dance floor I haven't stopped thiniking about you. Your eyes were like diamonds and I didn't even notice myself moving towards you. Since then it's been a rollercoaster time with you and I just don't want to get off the ride.

To LY: From the moment you came up to me at that book store I haven't stopped thinking about you. Your graceful walk and cute laugh but darn girl, you are married. Ok so you say it's a free marriage but I don't like sharing or messing around with married chicks, free to use or not.

To KD: look, stop calling me. I don't know you, go away, stop standing outside my window at night singing because it's freaking out the neighbors and there are cats throwing themselves out of trees just so they don't have to listen to your singing.
If you really want to show you care, you can give me money. Lots and lots of money.

To Moon: My secret's safe with you right? Right?!?

 

[ITL]

To myself:

You're a nice bloke, but you're a lazy fat git. Sort yourself out!

 

[AstroSmurf]

ANC: I love the people who work there but the job itself sucks monkey balls. The pay is crap too. I don't really want to go but I have to eat.

JR/HR: You both have made my life a living hell for a year now. It is time to find someplace else to be. You make me laugh and I love you like my kids but it is time to cut the cord.

JW: You are amazing and I adore you but you have got to learn to say "no" before it kills you. You are not their mother and it is time to make someone actually be their parents. It would be best for all of you. I just wish I had the guts to tell you this before we end up loosing you to the grave.

DR: I love you. I have since the moment I met you twelve years ago. But you are with PC now and happy. While I wish you all the best, seeing you everyday rips out a tiny piece of me. I know I should tell you to go but I can't help wanting you to stay.

JP: You have got to stop flirting with me. I think you are adorable but your girlfriend would kill us both. My momma taught me to never play with someone else's toys. Besides, you have got to figure out which side of the fence you want to be on before you wreck some lives.

To Self: You keep things interesting and fun but you have got to stop wanting things you can't have. You wont settle which is good but you never set a goal you can reach. Maybe you should start trying to hit something in the middle, literally and figuratively.

 

[Lindley]

TK: I wish I could see you more often so that I'd have a hope in hell of ever figuring out how I feel about you.