Who's the more attractive Yeoman?

[TOS Purist]

Sounds good, unless there are any objections! Current line-up:

January - Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
February - Undecided
March - Undecided
April - Undecided
May - Tamura (Miko Mayama)
June - Undecided
July - Smith (Andrea Dromm)
August - Mears (Phyllis Douglas)
September - Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
October - J.M. Colt (Laurel Goodwin)
November - Tina Lawton (Patricia McNulty)
December - Undecided

 

[Doug Otte]

Sounds good, unless there are any objections! Current line-up:

January - Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
February - Undecided
March - Undecided
April - Undecided
May - Tamura (Miko Mayama)
June - Undecided
July - Smith (Andrea Dromm)
August - Mears (Phyllis Douglas)
September - Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
October - J.M. Colt (Laurel Goodwin)
November - Tina Lawton (Patricia McNulty)
December - Undecided

You must have a subconscious objection to Zahra, because you still omitted her.

Doug

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Make her April. April is my birth month.

 

[dougkeenan]

You must have a subconscious objection to Zahra, because you still omitted her.

Doug

Yeoman Martha Landon somehow missed the list also.

 

[TOS Purist]

You must have a subconscious objection to Zahra, because you still omitted her.

I didn't omit anybody, she just hasn't had a month assigned to her yet.

Make her April. April is my birth month.

And now we do.

January - Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
February - Undecided
March - Undecided
April - Zahra (Maurishka Taliaferro)
May - Tamura (Miko Mayama)
June - Undecided
July - Smith (Andrea Dromm)
August - Mears (Phyllis Douglas)
September - Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
October - J.M. Colt (Laurel Goodwin)
November - Tina Lawton (Patricia McNulty)
December - Undecided

We still have Ross, Atkins, and as DougKeenan pointed out, Martha Landon to assign! I hadn't realized until now that there were so many yeomen in TOS.

 

[FormerLurker]

Atkins > June

Landon > December

That way there's blondes at the beginning, middle, and end of the year.

 

[TOS Purist]

I suggest that we switch Zahra and Atkins, so we don't have all the blondes clustered together and that we can alternate between them and the more exotic beauties.

January - Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
February - Undecided
March - Undecided
April - Doris Atkins (Carolyn Nelson)
May - Tamura (Miko Mayama)
June - Zahra (Maurishka Taliaferro)
July - Smith (Andrea Dromm)
August - Mears (Phyllis Douglas)
September - Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
October - J.M. Colt (Laurel Goodwin)
November - Tina Lawton (Patricia McNulty)
December - Martha Landon (Celeste Yarnall)

We still need a month for Ross, and we've got to think of a 12th yeoman for the remaining month.

 

[Keith1701]

Smith

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Smith

I'm jonesin' for Yeoman Smith.

 

[sbk1234]

You must have a subconscious objection to Zahra, because you still omitted her.

Doug

Yeoman Martha Landon somehow missed the list also.

I met her at a convention a few years ago. She DON'T look like that any more. It totally ruined my memories of various Landon-based wet dreams over the years.
I don't look at modern pictures of the TOS women anymore!


That said, back to the Trek universe. Look at these women. And you mean to tell me there's NO genetic engineering in the Trek universe?!

 

[T'Bonz]

Well heck, it's 40 years later. Even Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock are dumpy and/or ancient, alas.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Colt was a total kewpie doll. Not attractive in the least.

Most of the others were all right.

 

[sbk1234]

Well heck, it's 40 years later. Even Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock are dumpy and/or ancient, alas.

You're absolutely right. However, in my fantasies, they look just like they did in 1967-ish. Now - at least with Yeoman Landon - that's a bit tarnished. Sometimes it's better just not to know the truth.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

That's why Bettie Page studiously avoided being photographed in her later years. We can sugar coat all we want, but time is indeed the the fire in which we burn--and I hated that movie.

 

[TOS Purist]

Yeah, but it makes you look at old ladies differently. Who knows how hot they were back in the day? At one time they could have made the most beautiful actress pale in comparison!

So we should always respect them.