Who's the more attractive Yeoman?

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by AlxxlA, May 31, 2008.

  1. TOS Purist

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    Sounds good, unless there are any objections! Current line-up:

    January - Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
    February - Undecided
    March - Undecided
    April - Undecided
    May - Tamura (Miko Mayama)
    June - Undecided
    July - Smith (Andrea Dromm)
    August - Mears (Phyllis Douglas)
    September - Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
    October - J.M. Colt (Laurel Goodwin)

    November - Tina Lawton (Patricia McNulty)
    December - Undecided
     
  2. Doug Otte

    Doug Otte Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    You must have a subconscious objection to Zahra, because you still omitted her.
    :(
    Doug
     
  3. Brutal Strudel

    Brutal Strudel Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Make her April. April is my birth month.
     
  4. dougkeenan

    dougkeenan Commander Red Shirt

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    Yeoman Martha Landon somehow missed the list also.

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  5. TOS Purist

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    I didn't omit anybody, she just hasn't had a month assigned to her yet.

    And now we do. :)

    January - Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
    February - Undecided
    March - Undecided
    April - Zahra (Maurishka Taliaferro)
    May - Tamura (Miko Mayama)

    June - Undecided
    July - Smith (Andrea Dromm)
    August - Mears (Phyllis Douglas)
    September - Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
    October - J.M. Colt (Laurel Goodwin)
    November - Tina Lawton (Patricia McNulty)
    December - Undecided

    We still have Ross, Atkins, and as DougKeenan pointed out, Martha Landon to assign! I hadn't realized until now that there were so many yeomen in TOS. :eek:
     
  6. FormerLurker

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    Atkins > June

    Landon > December

    That way there's blondes at the beginning, middle, and end of the year.
     
  7. TOS Purist

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    I suggest that we switch Zahra and Atkins, so we don't have all the blondes clustered together and that we can alternate between them and the more exotic beauties.

    January - Janice Rand (Grace Lee Whitney)
    February - Undecided
    March - Undecided
    April - Doris Atkins (Carolyn Nelson)
    May - Tamura (Miko Mayama)
    June - Zahra (Maurishka Taliaferro)
    July - Smith (Andrea Dromm)
    August - Mears (Phyllis Douglas)
    September - Tonia Barrows (Emily Banks)
    October - J.M. Colt (Laurel Goodwin)
    November - Tina Lawton (Patricia McNulty)
    December - Martha Landon (Celeste Yarnall)

    We still need a month for Ross, and we've got to think of a 12th yeoman for the remaining month.
     
  8. Keith1701

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  9. Gary Mitchell

    Gary Mitchell Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm jonesin' for Yeoman Smith. :devil:
     
  10. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I met her at a convention a few years ago. She DON'T look like that any more. It totally ruined my memories of various Landon-based wet dreams over the years.
    I don't look at modern pictures of the TOS women anymore!


    That said, back to the Trek universe. Look at these women. And you mean to tell me there's NO genetic engineering in the Trek universe?!
     
  11. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Curmudgeon Administrator

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    Well heck, it's 40 years later. Even Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock are dumpy and/or ancient, alas.
     
  12. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Colt was a total kewpie doll. Not attractive in the least.

    Most of the others were all right.
     
  13. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    You're absolutely right. However, in my fantasies, they look just like they did in 1967-ish. Now - at least with Yeoman Landon - that's a bit tarnished. Sometimes it's better just not to know the truth.:(
     
  14. Brutal Strudel

    Brutal Strudel Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    That's why Bettie Page studiously avoided being photographed in her later years. We can sugar coat all we want, but time is indeed the the fire in which we burn--and I hated that movie.
     
  15. TOS Purist

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    Yeah, but it makes you look at old ladies differently. Who knows how hot they were back in the day? At one time they could have made the most beautiful actress pale in comparison!

    So we should always respect them. :)