It's been a while since we've had caption contests in this forum, so we've decided to start it up again. This round, we've got some images from the upcoming Wolfman remake.
Whoever is Bitten by a Werewolf and Lives Will CAPTION THIS!
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"Well, that's one way to get rid of an erection!"
"Oh man! The Early Bird All-You-Can-Eat $2.99 buffet at Golden Corral is brutal!"
"Ahhhh, Sh-rin-n-nk-age!!"
"AAAGH!! Whose stupid idea was this polar bear swim, anyway??!!"
"Damn, Bobby De Niro knows how to throw a party!"
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"Where the fuck did I park the Merc?"
"I think there's been a misunderstanding. I signed on to star in Wolfman, not Iceman. Those 'X-Men: Origins' movies are crap."
... and that was the last time Mr. F.N. Cocksucker ever forgot to give Fenster the keys.
And that's when the head of Universal suddenly had a "change of mind", and Johnston got "permission" to use Elfman's score...
"I said *niggardly*, it's a real word, seriously, look it up!"
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a twist of lime.
"Oh yeah?! Well I only asked to be polite! I didn't really want to go out with you anyway! Bitch!"
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No one was quite sure in which version of the script The Wolf Man became The Sea Lion Man.
Maynard began to suspect that perhaps Javelin Catching was not a real sport after all.
Ice, ice ... baby ...It's been a while since we've had caption contests in this forum, so we've decided to start it up again. This round, we've got some images from the upcoming Wolfman remake.
Fuckin' red fingerpaint. Where's my smock?
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You're doing it wrong. Really, really, REALLY wrong.
"Fluffy doesn't bite, my ass!"
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"I just wanted some ice for this eye!"
"Man, that rush for the toilet at half-time is vicious!"
"Mr. Munch? Is this pose better?"
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