Who Would You Punch?

[freak]

Personally I'm not a violent person by any means..but Cullah and Seska are close as using them for a pin cushion. I'd like to sock it to Seska for taunting Chakotay the way she did as well as fooling the crew and for Cullah..for stealing Voyager and stranding the crew on a baron planet! POW POW POW! Take that you fuzzy-headed son of a bitch!
I also could pop Neelix a few times..or at least give him a good Gibbs head slap! But none of the other crew..

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Vorik. Right in the chops.

Vorik? At least when he said something 'logical' it didn't sound stupid. That's why I'd punch Tuvok, his logic never made sense. "The ship is being fired upon. Therefore Neelix must die." Not that I don't agree...
I don't think Vorik was developed well enough as a character for me to harbor any resentment towards him. He probably would have been annoying if they developed him more though. That seems to be the story with Voyager, the recurring characters were flat and the regular characters were mostly annoying.

 

[Odo You Didn't!]

Vorik. Right in the chops.

Vorik? At least when he said something 'logical' it didn't sound stupid. That's why I'd punch Tuvok, his logic never made sense. "The ship is being fired upon. Therefore Neelix must die." Not that I don't agree...
I don't think Vorik was developed well enough as a character for me to harbor any resentment towards him. He probably would have been annoying if they developed him more though. That seems to be the story with Voyager, the recurring characters were flat and the regular characters were mostly annoying.

It was mostly just his face, really.

 

[GalaxyClass1701]

I change my mind I want Nelix to die of The Phage or that disruptor from TNG that disinigrates a person slowly.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

I'd punch Paris, that smarmy $%^#

Upper cut Seven, that arrogant bitch.

Slap Neelix, that little twit.

Rabbit punch Tuvok.

Gut punch Kim, that teacher's pet.

Kick Janeway in her balls.

Poke the Doctor in his eyes like the 3 Stooges.

Take a folding chair to Chakotay's face.

Slap Kes on her ass.

Kiss B'elanna ever so gently on her forehead.

 

[Jetfire]

Awww. Poor, Poor Neelix.

It is like hitting a mangy animal...plus he doesn't annoy me.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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[T'Girl]

Harry Kim

IT'S slap CALLED slap ACTING slap YOU slap WOODEN slap PIECE slap OF slap CRAP slap THEY slap THREW slap KES slap OFF slap THE slap SHOW slap INSTEAD slap OF slap YOU kick to testees.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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Hilarious!

 

[Withers]

I always said that the reason this show took place in the Delta Quadrant is because the idea of 7 years with these people in the Alpha Quadrant (where we could just watch 7 more years of a likable group of people) would be too much to bear.

The characters, on the whole, fall kind of flat. And when they don't I find their cultivated eccentricities to be very annoying. Were it not for Captain Janeway this cast would have been perfectly unwatchable. As for who I'd punch?

I'd punch the Jar Jar Binx of the Star Trek universe- Neelix. I hated the way he sounded, the way he looked, the actions he took for inexplicable reasons, his relationship with Kes, the fact that Tuvoc put up with him, Seven of Nine brought him back from the dead, and that stupid moron Kes gave him a lung.

Yeah. I'd punch Neelix.

-Withers-​

 

[DevilEyes]

I'd punch Chakotay to see if it would make him finally raise his voice, change his facial expression to something other than a laid-back grin, or show any emotion whatsoever.

Kim deserves a punch for the similar reason, but at least he's not supposed to be a former Maquis leader, so being dull, bland and indifferent is less grating.
(Then again, Cal Hudson also had all the passion of a plank of wood...)

Neelix is already being punched by too many people and I don't want to stand in line.

 

[Lor'Vela]

Seven of Nine, for whenever she goes onto her "When you severed me from the collective..." speeches.

 

[Jetfire]

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I'd rather spank 7 Of 9.