So, Soval wins by default, I suppose.
- Captain Archer (thief, torturer, condoned genocide)
- Commander T'Pol (junkie)
- Cmdr. Tucker (floozie. Knocked up by a Xyrillian 5 minutes after he stepped on their ship.)
- Lt. Reed (Section 31. Also British.)
- Dr. Phlox (genocide. Also fed tribbles to his menagerie like Nero tossing Christians into a lion's den)
- Ensign Sato (degenerate gambler. Can blaspheme in 17 languages.
- Ensign Mayweather. (He's a Boomer. If 22rd century boomers are anything like the ones we have today, he spends all day posting unfunny political memes on Facebook.)
- Admiral Forrest. (He's an admiral in Starfleet. Need I say more?)
- Shran (racist. "Pinkskins")
- Porthos (militant atheist who carried out a terrorist attack on another culture's sacred trees via a biological weapon. Also a cheese glutton.)
A great bunch of lads