Axanar, so very true.With Starfleet Academy only a few weeks away, we've all gotta brush up on our dodgy Academy lingo:

Axanar, so very true.With Starfleet Academy only a few weeks away, we've all gotta brush up on our dodgy Academy lingo:


With Starfleet Academy only a few weeks away, we've all gotta brush up on our dodgy Academy lingo:
Creating future slang makes me think of The Dark Knight Returns.
Of course, if you could time-travel back 50 years and wrote a story then using actual slang from today, people then would find it equally stupid-sounding as the made-up stuff. I mean "My friend showed up with new drip, full of main character energy, saying the party was gonna slap — no cap — but honestly, his rizz was lowkey sus."
2. Even the TOS Eden episode eschewed the easiest low-hanging fruit of using late-60s slang to show "the space hippies". Never mind the equally obvious, for then or now, would intended audiences (or otherwise) stand Kirk saying "groovy" or "squares" every 10 minutes?
Well frak that!![]()

I remain crushed that "frell" (from Farscape) never caught on the way frak did.![]()
Even those feel Sixtyish.No need, when they came up with future slang instead. Do you reach, brother? That's real now. No Herberts here.
Because they're from the 60's.Even those feel Sixtyish.
Even those feel Sixtyish.
Speaking as a member of the Sixties audience, to my young ears they sounded contemporary.In retrospect, sure, but to '60s audiences, they probably felt futuristic. Attempts to project into the future rarely rid themselves of the unexamined assumptions of the era in which they're introduced, so what feels futuristic at the time will end up feeling dated in retrospect.
For instance, when Bill Theiss put Jame Finney in a metallic sailor suit in "Court Martial," he was thinking "Metallic clothes = futuristic," but could not have predicted that the time-honored practice of school-age children wearing sailor suits would become obsolete relatively soon (except for schoolgirls in Japan).
Speaking as a member of the Sixties audience, to my young ears they sounded contemporary.
Which is my point. They sounded like something from the 1960s. The slang could have been concocted for a contemporary drama rather than a futuristic one.Maybe so, but that doesn't mean they were intended to, since of course the episode was set in the future. Naturally the Space Hippies were intended to resemble their 1960s counterparts, but not to actually be from the 1960s. So the intent was presumably to create slang that was reminiscent of how hippies talked while still being different.
I mean, nobody in the sixties was using "Herbert" as a synonym for "square" or "the Man" or whatever. And they said "I dig" instead of "I reach." Analogous, but different.
Which is my point. They sounded like something from the 1960s. The slang could have been concocted for a contemporary drama rather than a futuristic one.
Maybe not by the TNG era - but don't forget that we have this exchange about Klingons between crew members in TUC:Wow, that's mostly a list of childish insults and racial slurs. I doubt people who talked like that would be allowed into Starfleet Academy to begin with. (Also note the presumptive heteronormativity that "Sensors locked" only applies to a member of the opposite sex. Which shows a poor understanding of college culture, I think, even for the 1980s.) The FASA TNG Officer's Manual is a bottomless font of bad and bizarre ideas, isn't it?
Although there is, unfortunately, a canonical equivalent. Jeri Taylor had Federation civilians use "Vulky" as a derogatory term in the Voyager novel Mosaic and the episode "Real Life."
Maybe not by the TNG era - but don't forget that we have this exchange about Klingons between crew members in TUC:
- Crewman #1: "They all look alike."
- Crewman #2: "What about that smell? You know only the top of the line models can even talk and..."
For instance, when Bill Theiss put Jame Finney in a metallic sailor suit in "Court Martial," he was thinking "Metallic clothes = futuristic," but could not have predicted that the time-honored practice of school-age children wearing sailor suits would become obsolete relatively soon (except for schoolgirls in Japan).
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