Who did you lose your virginity to?

[ManOnTheWave]

I hope you didn't fall in love.

 

[Shatnertage]

Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl.

Man, I wanted to use that one.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Her name was Lola.

Yes, but when she squeezed you tight, did she nearly break your spine?

 

[Kira's Mom]

Has she lost her Tony and her mind?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Current girlfriend. I was 29. Had a wee bit of a social anxiety problem most of my life. I think if I hadn't met her I would still be a virgin(41 now), but she disagrees which is one of the things that makes her a good girlfriend.

 

[Ninjacore]

I wonder if Ha'Kiv...sorry I mean Ninjacore will return to post in this thread.

Ha'kiv who or what is that?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

No one as of yet.

 

[RandyS]

Who was it, how old were both of you, that sort of question.

My present girlfriend, and much older than I would have liked.

And that's all we're gonna talk about that.

 

[Kestra]

Molested at 12 years by my father's buddy. I did not enjoy it at all.

I'm really sorry to hear that dude. I hope you've gotten therapy and found ways to help you cope with that.

 

[TrekNut87]

Haven't yet. Hoping that'll change within the near future.

 

[Amaris]

On a morning from a Bogart movie, in a country where they turn back time. I was strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorri contemplating a crime. She came out of the Sun in a silk dress, running like a watercolor in the rain. I didn't bother asking for an explanation, she just told me that she came, in the Year of the Cat.

 

[sojourner]

She asked if I like Pina Colada's. I replied that I like getting caught in the rain. She took me to make love in the sand dunes. I brought a bottle of champagne...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Well I wasn't going to get this personal but..

Tonight's the night. It's gonna be alright

 

[scotpens]

It was just one of those things, just one of those crazy flings, one of those bells that now and then rings. Just one of those things . . .

I didn't lose it. It was stolen. Stolen!

Mine wasn’t stolen; more like it fell off the back of a truck.

Her name was Lola.

Yes, but when she squeezed you tight, did she nearly break your spine?

That’s the other Lola.

On a morning from a Bogart movie, in a country where they turn back time. I was strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorri contemplating a crime.

It’s Lorre with an “e,” actually.

I didn't bother asking for an explanation, she just told me that she came . . .

Oh, did she ever!

She asked if I like Pina Coladas. I replied that I like getting caught in the rain. She took me to make love in the sand dunes. I brought a bottle of champagne...

She said she liked making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape. I asked, “Which cape?”

We weren’t off to a good start.

 

[RoJoHen]

Mine was a tremendously boring experience. I remember thinking the whole time, "Am I done yet?"

She, however, seemed really into whatever she thought she was doing.

 

[Aldo]

^^^I actually knew the other Lola. I met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola. She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola.

 

[scotpens]

I actually knew the other Lola. I met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola.

It used to taste just like Coca-Cola. Then the club heard from their lawyers.

You don’t want to fuck with the Coca-Cola company.

 

[Amaris]

It’s Lorre with an “e,” actually.

Whoops! Normally I don't make that kind of mistake. Plus, I like Peter Lorre, so I must be tired!

 

[Thestral]

I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. We were parked out by the lake and there was not another car in sight. I never knew a girl looking any better than she did, and all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night.

Our bodies were oh so close and tight, it never felt so good, it never felt so right. You might say we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife. So yeah, it was cold and lonely in the deep dark night, but I could see paradise by the dashboard light.

 

[Amaris]

I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. We were parked out by the lake and there was not another car in sight. I never knew a girl looking any better than she did, and all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night.

Our bodies were oh so close and tight, it never felt so good, it never felt so right. You might say we were glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife. So yeah, it was cold and lonely in the deep dark night, but I could see paradise by the dashboard light.

Wooo! Meat Loaf! Hell yeah!

(sorry, that's my favorite Meat Loaf song)