Which Character is the Best Cook?

[F. King Daniel]

but her plomeek is fit for the bulkhead wall

Yes but how many cookbooks has that filthy Vulcan half-breed had published?

 

[Tosk]

Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable.

 

[Brennyren]

RIKER: "A cook's only as good as his ingredients."

Joe Sisko would have made the eggs delicious to every person's palate, simply through his technique with the whisk.

Riker's just making excuses.

Joe Sisko would have checked the quality of his ingredients ahead of time. Sorry, Will.