Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

[jkladis]

Interesting social split on how condoms can vary from over $10 a box to GODDAMN FREE!

 

[blablover5]

It's a special pill, dear. Taking tylenol isn't the same.

*smacks the hat off Mary Poppins*

Not the flowers!

My sister got pregnant on the patch...twice.

The cabbage patch did deliver though.

See this is why you can't trust guys when it comes to birth control. They think it's just tic tacs.

 

[Ruaidhri]

Ah, the box is in the medicine cabinet. I'll probably have to throw them out before I get to use them, considering there are no prospects on the horizon, and I'm not looking particularly hard.

Maybe I should rephrase that.

 

[CookieMonster]

Ah, the box is in the medicine cabinet. I'll probably have to throw them out before I get to use them, considering there are no prospects on the horizon, and I'm not looking particularly hard.

Maybe I should rephrase that.

*snicker*

Maybe you should have a doc look at that for ya.

 

[Ruaidhri]

Ah, the box is in the medicine cabinet. I'll probably have to throw them out before I get to use them, considering there are no prospects on the horizon, and I'm not looking particularly hard.

Maybe I should rephrase that.

*snicker*

Maybe you should have a doc look at that for ya.

Hah! The best action I've had in many months was my physical in June. At least my doctor is a cute woman.

 

[CookieMonster]

Ah, the box is in the medicine cabinet. I'll probably have to throw them out before I get to use them, considering there are no prospects on the horizon, and I'm not looking particularly hard.

Maybe I should rephrase that.

*snicker*

Maybe you should have a doc look at that for ya.

Hah! The best action I've had in many months was my physical in June. At least my doctor is a cute woman.

I should refrain from making a comment about that....it might get me perma-banned....

 

[Ruaidhri]

*snicker*

Maybe you should have a doc look at that for ya.

Hah! The best action I've had in many months was my physical in June. At least my doctor is a cute woman.

I should refrain from making a comment about that....it might get me perma-banned....

The internal pressure of whatever you're thinking must be killing you.

 

[CookieMonster]

Hah! The best action I've had in many months was my physical in June. At least my doctor is a cute woman.

I should refrain from making a comment about that....it might get me perma-banned....

The internal pressure of whatever you're thinking must be killing you.

You have no idea....

 

[Ruaidhri]

I should refrain from making a comment about that....it might get me perma-banned....

The internal pressure of whatever you're thinking must be killing you.

You have no idea....

Uh oh. All these years of being on this board and never making an impression. Now I've gone and done it.

 

[CookieMonster]

The internal pressure of whatever you're thinking must be killing you.

You have no idea....

Uh oh. All these years of being on this board and never making an impression. Now I've gone and done it.

 

[Philo]

That "lust" verse has been used forever to fuck up the minds of teenagers, particularly young boys. Here they are, their hormones raging, and they're told that stray thoughts of a sexual nature will send them straight to hell. Poor kids. "Oh no, I saw a girl bending over and got a boner! I'm going to hell!"

That's what the movie Splendor in the Grass was about. Essentially, Natalie Wood literally goes crazy because she's not allowed to get laid.

Alright then, maybe that should be an idea for another thread. "What do you use to mop up your man-mess, and what do you call it?"

You must have forgotten where you are. There actually was one not too long ago.

 

[RoJoHen]

*shrug*

Alright then, maybe that should be an idea for another thread. "What do you use to mop up your man-mess, and what do you call it?"

I call it, "Have better aim!"

When I think about the word cumrag, the only image I can see is a washcloth soaked and dripping with semen. Fucking gross.

How much do you think I produce, exactly?

As I have never heard of this term "cumrag" or anything similar before this thread, I have to think that you produce a lot more than most people to warrant using such a device.

 

[blaXXer]

Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

On my peener.

 

[Captain Zog]

Condoms? What use would I have for condoms?

 

[Squiggy]

Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

On my peener.

All the time?

 

[Major Chord]

^ It must be uncomfortable storing the whole box that way.

 

[RJDiogenes]

But wicked, wicked safe!

 

[Philo]

^ "Wrapped in plastic!"

 

[Tim]

Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

On my peener.

All the time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

I have it on good authority that Holdfast's prophylactics are wrought from the discarded foreskins of young squirrel monkeys.

 

[bigdaddy]

On my cock, I'm ready and loaded!