Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

[trekkiedane]

You tack them to (analogue) meessage boards.


That way you even get to laugh at people taking them

Just be careful where you stick the push pins . . .

Oh I don't know, that could lead to all levels of funny if you put then in the wrong place. Granted you might have to wait a few months for the funny.

You pin them in the middle of course; the joke is on whomever is dumb enough to take one and use it

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT

You shall not commit adultery.112
You have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery."
But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.113


http://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments#The_Sixth_Commandment
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0015/__P83.HTM

The hell? Exodus 20:14 "You shall not commit adultery."

Try again there, friend.

Great research there, sport. But please don't quote and contradict me if you don't even bother to click the link you're contradicting. Here, I'll do it for you:

You shall not commit adultery. 112
You have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery."
But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 113

112 --> EX 20:14; --> Deut 5:18
113 --> Mt 5:27-28

See? The Exodus quote is already there and supplemented.

Try again there, friend.

That "lust" verse has been used forever to fuck up the minds of teenagers, particularly young boys. Here they are, their hormones raging, and they're told that stray thoughts of a sexual nature will send them straight to hell. Poor kids. "Oh no, I saw a girl bending over and got a boner! I'm going to hell!"

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

I hate condoms. I'd rather abstain and masturbate if the alternative is sex with a condom. I don't have to worry about it, since I'm married and my wife is on the pill, so it's a non-issue. I don't miss those condom days at all.

 

[trekkiedane]

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That "lust" verse has been used forever to fuck up the minds of teenagers, particularly young boys. Here they are, their hormones raging, and they're told that stray thoughts of a sexual nature will send them straight to hell. Poor kids. "Oh no, I saw a girl bending over and got a boner! I'm going to hell!"

Yeah, but kids grow up and learn things by themselves…

 

[Maestro]

The hell? Exodus 20:14 "You shall not commit adultery."

Try again there, friend.

Great research there, sport. But please don't quote and contradict me if you don't even bother to click the link you're contradicting. Here, I'll do it for you:

You shall not commit adultery. 112
You have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery."
But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 113

112 --> EX 20:14; --> Deut 5:18
113 --> Mt 5:27-28

See? The Exodus quote is already there and supplemented.

Try again there, friend.

That "lust" verse has been used forever to fuck up the minds of teenagers, particularly young boys. Here they are, their hormones raging, and they're told that stray thoughts of a sexual nature will send them straight to hell. Poor kids. "Oh no, I saw a girl bending over and got a boner! I'm going to hell!"

Unfortunately, what many Christians fail to understand is that to actually commit adultery, one must be married. Please check here: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/adultery

So, the poster who is claiming that pre-marital sex is forbidden by the 6th Commandment and using Mt 5:27-28 to further explain his claim, is just plain wrong.

 

[Capn Flukie]

In a jar by the door.

Who are they for?

 

[ITL]

In a jar by the door.

Who are they for?

All the shagging people.

Where do they all come from?

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I dont use condoms, I use a sarni bag.

 

[Capn Flukie]

In a jar by the door.

Who are they for?

All the shagging people.

Where do they all come from?

No one was shaved.

All the shagging people...

 

[blablover5]

Oh my God, Flukie.

Your sig. . .

Can't breath. . . .

Laughing too hard.

*falls over*

 

[DS9Continuing]

It makes me feel like I need to take a shower.

Especially the word "cumrag."

I might have to use that somewhere. Though it makes spankerchief sound more warm and cuddly. Though I wouldn't suggest cuddling it..

*shrug*

Alright then, maybe that should be an idea for another thread. "What do you use to mop up your man-mess, and what do you call it?"

 

[Markas]

Alright then, maybe that should be an idea for another thread. "What do you use to mop up your man-mess, and what do you call it?"

My...date?

 

[RoJoHen]

It makes me feel like I need to take a shower.

Especially the word "cumrag."

I might have to use that somewhere. Though it makes spankerchief sound more warm and cuddly. Though I wouldn't suggest cuddling it..

*shrug*

Alright then, maybe that should be an idea for another thread. "What do you use to mop up your man-mess, and what do you call it?"

I call it, "Have better aim!"

When I think about the word cumrag, the only image I can see is a washcloth soaked and dripping with semen. Fucking gross.

 

[Trippy]

Um...eeewwwww!

No condoms here...that would require someday planning on having sex

Oh and for those relying on the pill...I got pregnant on it!

He's 10 now

 

[DS9Continuing]

I might have to use that somewhere. Though it makes spankerchief sound more warm and cuddly. Though I wouldn't suggest cuddling it..

*shrug*

Alright then, maybe that should be an idea for another thread. "What do you use to mop up your man-mess, and what do you call it?"

I call it, "Have better aim!"

When I think about the word cumrag, the only image I can see is a washcloth soaked and dripping with semen. Fucking gross.

How much do you think I produce, exactly?

 

[Chaos Descending]

I don't need condoms, I'm married.
























Which clearly means that sex is out of the question!

 

[Holdfast]

Oh and for those relying on the pill...I got pregnant on it!

It's a special pill, dear. Taking tylenol isn't the same.

 

[Trippy]

Oh and for those relying on the pill...I got pregnant on it!

It's a special pill, dear. Taking tylenol isn't the same.

*smacks the hat off Mary Poppins*

 

[Cayla]

My sister got pregnant on the patch...twice.

I guess she didn't learn from the first time.

 

[Holdfast]

Oh and for those relying on the pill...I got pregnant on it!

It's a special pill, dear. Taking tylenol isn't the same.

*smacks the hat off Mary Poppins*

Not the flowers!

My sister got pregnant on the patch...twice.

The cabbage patch did deliver though.