Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?
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I'm going to regret this, but - do you buy off the rack or bespoke?
I'm going to regret this, but - do you buy off the rack or bespoke?
Bespoke. Can't find anything big enough in ready-to-wear....
(Oh come on, you can't complain - you totally set up the line for me!)
I don't.
Colour-coordination with the silk scarves is important...
I'm going to regret this, but - do you buy off the rack or bespoke?
Bespoke. Can't find anything big enough in ready-to-wear....
(Oh come on, you can't complain - you totally set up the line for me!)
Holdfast dear, you don't put them over your head.
^ Unfortunate choice of phrase there.
Why not save it or give it away? Those things don't come cheap when you actually have to buy them.
Help! Help! A stranger gave me a condom!
I have a big enough wallet so I don't know what to advise.
And I have a close relative who works in the prevention of AIDS, so... free condoms!
Why not save it or give it away? Those things don't come cheap when you actually have to buy them.
Help! Help! Somebody gave me a condom!
I have a big enough wallet so I don't know what to advise.
And I have a close relative who works in the prevention of AIDS, so... free condoms!
How do you give something like that away? Aside from being one of the people pressing them on everyone, of course.
Saving the thing didn't occur to me. At that point in my life women were so far off my priority list that the notion of having one of the things seemed absurd. It wasn't until my 5th and final undergrad year that I met someone who sparked a bit of interest----she was unavailable, of course.
Today it would be a reality show: eliminate contestants until there's one of each gender from each kind.
Or just watch 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow'.
Not very biblical, but there's a short visit to Shangri-la.
Any sex life is less boring than mine...
Why not save it or give it away? Those things don't come cheap when you actually have to buy them.
Help! Help! Somebody gave me a condom!
I have a big enough wallet so I don't know what to advise.
And I have a close relative who works in the prevention of AIDS, so... free condoms!
How do you give something like that away? Aside from being one of the people pressing them on everyone, of course.
Saving the thing didn't occur to me. At that point in my life women were so far off my priority list that the notion of having one of the things seemed absurd. It wasn't until my 5th and final undergrad year that I met someone who sparked a bit of interest----she was unavailable, of course.
I remember being given one by my friends as a joke, it was actually a great stress reliever to play with the thing in the package: pushing it up and down and side to side.
I know, I'm a little bit nuts. Durex is much better for it as you can see them on the back.
Any sex life is less boring than mine...
Your imagination doesn't count.
For some reason, the womens were never impressed when I carried a dozen in my Klingon baldric.
You tack them to (analogue) meessage boards.
That way you even get to laugh at people taking them
