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Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

I never carried a condom when I was single. I had them at home. Home is where the sex is.
 
Oh yeah, I got one pressed into my hand once by those people who stand in the University Center and hand out things you throw away five seconds later. As I recall I threw it away 5 seconds later.
Why not save it or give it away? Those things don't come cheap when you actually have to buy them.
Help! Help! A stranger gave me a condom!


I have a big enough wallet so I don't know what to advise.
And I have a close relative who works in the prevention of AIDS, so... free condoms! :cool:
 
Oh yeah, I got one pressed into my hand once by those people who stand in the University Center and hand out things you throw away five seconds later. As I recall I threw it away 5 seconds later.
Why not save it or give it away? Those things don't come cheap when you actually have to buy them.
Help! Help! Somebody gave me a condom!


I have a big enough wallet so I don't know what to advise.
And I have a close relative who works in the prevention of AIDS, so... free condoms! :cool:

How do you give something like that away? Aside from being one of the people pressing them on everyone, of course.

Saving the thing didn't occur to me. At that point in my life women were so far off my priority list that the notion of having one of the things seemed absurd. It wasn't until my 5th and final undergrad year that I met someone who sparked a bit of interest----she was unavailable, of course.
 
I think maybe someone should reboot the whole Bible franchise. Get some new writers with fresh ideas...

I'd be really interested in JJ Abram's reimagining of Noah's Ark :evil:
Today it would be a reality show: eliminate contestants until there's one of each gender from each kind.
Or just watch 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow'. :)
Not very biblical, but there's a short visit to Shangri-la.
 
Oh yeah, I got one pressed into my hand once by those people who stand in the University Center and hand out things you throw away five seconds later. As I recall I threw it away 5 seconds later.
Why not save it or give it away? Those things don't come cheap when you actually have to buy them.
Help! Help! Somebody gave me a condom!


I have a big enough wallet so I don't know what to advise.
And I have a close relative who works in the prevention of AIDS, so... free condoms! :cool:

How do you give something like that away? Aside from being one of the people pressing them on everyone, of course.

Saving the thing didn't occur to me. At that point in my life women were so far off my priority list that the notion of having one of the things seemed absurd. It wasn't until my 5th and final undergrad year that I met someone who sparked a bit of interest----she was unavailable, of course.

I remember being given one by my friends as a joke, it was actually a great stress reliever to play with the thing in the package: pushing it up and down and side to side.

I know, I'm a little bit nuts. Durex is much better for it as you can see them on the back.
 
For some reason, the womens were never impressed when I carried a dozen in my Klingon baldric.
 
...it was actually a great stress reliever to play with the thing in the package: pushing it up and down and side to side.

I'm not even going to say a word. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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