Where are all the My Big Horses?

[Guy Gardener]

Do all the My Little Pony's get sent to Carousel at 30 months?

I wonder what the the My Little Pony in charge of tracking the Runners looks, and more importantly acts like compared to all the rest of sugar and sweetness living in Ponyville?

 

[Ol Scratch]

I just assumed they all eventually made their way down to Tijuana after hearing about the "happy pixie dust" they could get there really cheap. They get hooked on it, end up doing the pony show circuit, and wound up dead in an alley covered in their own filth soon thereafter.

But I tend to have a cynical view of the world.

 

[RoJoHen]

My Little Ponies are bred and raised by Farmer Elmer, and when they get older, he uses them to make glue.

 

[Klaus]

Ignorance is bliss...

 

[V]

Do all the My Little Pony's get sent to Carousel at 30 months?

There is no Carousel!!

 

[God Magnus]

Do all the My Little Pony's get sent to Carousel at 30 months?

There is no Carousel!!

There is if you take the blue pill...

 

[RevdKathy]

You are confusing ponies with foals. 'Pony' is not a measure of age, but of size. Foals grow up into Big Horses and glue factories. Ponies stay ponies and play all their lives. Being little and cute has some advantages.

 

[Guy Gardener]

So they don't win a lottery to be sent to The Island and no one asks what they make Soilient Blue out of?

**Sigh**

 

[RevdKathy]

Sadly not.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Never really made the connection before, but people snort Horses to get high.