When Voyager goes bad... [topic split]

[Guy Gardener]

Re: When Voyager goes bad...

What about Alannis Morrisette as god from... Whoopie played god in Muppet's movie.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Re: When Voyager goes bad...

I hate Alannis Morrisette.

So. That will do I guess.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Re: When Voyager goes bad...

Good.

I can have Alannis, and you can have the rest of the women in the world.

Wait?

You want god to be played by some one you hate?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Re: When Voyager goes bad...

Well it ends up that way with god no matter who it is. Might as well start with someone I already hate rather than tarnishing perfectly good people.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Re: When Voyager goes bad...

Well, you could say that about everything, from cooking a meal to getting married.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Re: When Voyager goes bad...

But this way I have no illusions.

Alannis can make me some eggs if she likes while she's being my deity but I draw the line at sharing my bed. Let me pray in the dark, alone, with all my clunky emo adjectives.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

When Voyager goes bad it seems she splits in half!!!!

Is this the Mirror Universe Voyager thread?

 

[Guy Gardener]

We were screwing about in a thread started by an ADMINISTRATOR... This is a time out... Or a shallow grave?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Well it's dirty so it might just be a grave.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Any where we are, gets dirty quick.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It's a good thing this thread has it's own naughty corner.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Sometime I just want to put Supernanny over my knee and give her bulbous rump a good slapping.

What her dogmatic philosophy did to my sisters family was a train wreck.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But Supernanny is against spanking. I'm not sure she would be receptive to the modeling of aggression upon her rump.

 

[Guy Gardener]

imagine your friends got together and paid for a trip to a professional dominatrix for your birthday.

So you're completely ready for ball gags and hot wax, but all she says is go sit her sex dungeon's naughty corner.

Weak sauce.

There is a time and a place for spankings!

And if it isn't between consenting adults, one of who has a safe word and the other who is paid very well, I'm not sure this is a planet I can abide with.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

And yet so much "erotic" literature seems to involve pages and pages of build up in which nothing happens until at last the climax is sitting in the naughty corner. Someone must really like this corner.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Because writers, publishers, printers and retailers get paid by the word.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

That doesn't excuse the internet.

Gah I remember reading all this crapola on a Tor website.. "and then he wanted me to butter his bread but not all the way to the crusts and I was trembling inside knowing what would happen to me if the butter went too far and.."

 

[Guy Gardener]

Crusts is code for labia?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Sadly, no.

And actually I meant Gor, I mixed it up with the publisher Tor since they both full of swords and fantasies.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I was thinking of the Tor comics.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_(comics)

but then, in theory you can make porn, or a porn parody out of anything.