When food synthesizers fail...

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "Something wrong with your plomeek soup, Mr Spock?"

Spock: "Not only does it taste like something that a le matya
would run in fear from, the synthesizer couldn't even make
the bowl correctly this time."

Kirk: "Plo-m-eek?"

Spock: "Yes, Captain. Not good for the von-ne-gut."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Come on, people. Slaughterhouse-Five is still selling on average 125,000 copies per year. Ain't y'all reading it? Kirk and Spock did.

 

[ZapBrannigan]

I've been seeing mentions of that book all my life, in print and later online. One of these days I'll have to read it.