What's the worst place to work on the Enterprise?
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I watched part of STV recently on cable. The scene in the brig shows what looks like a a toilet retracted into the wall. I had to freeze frame on the sign that said "Don't flush while in port" Like it's a toilet on an old 1800's era train. You look down the hole and see the railroad ties below.
After reading the entire thread, I must join the chorus on this one!
Window cleaner.
Whatever you do at anything above warp 2 is going to leave streaks.
Whatever you do at anything above warp 2 is going to leave streaks.
Yeah, that one's pretty bad. You know what's even worse?
Holodeck cleanup duty after one of Riker's private sessions.
Yeah, that one's pretty bad. You know what's even worse?
Holodeck cleanup duty after one of Riker's private sessions.
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I believe Janeway uses 'scrubbing plasma conduits' as a method of punishment.
So I suppose doing that for a regular assignment would be about as bad as it can get on a starship. (Unless of course if that kind of work isn't necessary anyway , and only handed out as a disciplinary measure.)
So I suppose doing that for a regular assignment would be about as bad as it can get on a starship. (Unless of course if that kind of work isn't necessary anyway , and only handed out as a disciplinary measure.)
I would imagine they have quarters ready on standby to support all varieties of alien passengers. Somebody's job is to maintain these quarters, and a few of them are probably quite disgusting to human sensibilities.
I am willing to bet that by the 24th century, most toilets are equipped with some form of bidet (water or sonic).
Worst job on the original Enterprise would probably have been Yeoman considering the level of sexual harassment you would have to put up with.
On the Enterprise D I doubt there is a "worst job". Most people are doing what they love to do, and pretty much everyone is very glad to be on that ship. The least glamourous or exciting would probably be something in an obscure science that very rarely gets used - it could potentially be very boring.
Worst job on the original Enterprise would probably have been Yeoman considering the level of sexual harassment you would have to put up with.
On the Enterprise D I doubt there is a "worst job". Most people are doing what they love to do, and pretty much everyone is very glad to be on that ship. The least glamourous or exciting would probably be something in an obscure science that very rarely gets used - it could potentially be very boring.
Turbolift control. All the excitement of escalator management with none of the hands-on involvement.
Those two guys who crouch out of sight behind the sliding doors to open them whenever someone wants to go through and close them afterward.
I imagine that it was a one-time job. But whoever had to scrub and clean off all of that goo left over on the TOS Enterprise's hull after squishing around inside that giant Space Amoeba, had to be really gross.
Well, they are sonic. Gives "hummer" a whole new range of definitions.
I wouldn't like to end up having to clean up after the Klingons that's for sure. As bad as their food looks going in it can only look worse coming out
That'd be the worst place to work on the Mirror NX-01 - imagine trying to take care of a Porthos that's a Rottweiler!
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