Why Are They Putting Seatbelts In Theatres This Summer?
So people won't leave before the movie is over.
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Yes, I laughed.
I tried to get through the movie, but I didn't make it. The absurd rock climbing scene and then the subsequent falling off the mountain with Spock and his jet boots zooming behind Kirk had me laughing. I didn't find myself caring about what was happening in the movie and it felt too Star Wars for me, especially the bar scene in the beginning. Even the sped up effects of the Klingon ship firing at the satellite reminded me of SW. Noooo, I want to keep those fandoms entirely separate.
