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What would you have said to Seven?

The future is fickle. Kes' final destiny was to become a god and the savior of her people. You my beautiful friend will be a squaw.
 
I'd probably say something like, "Uhhh... Sh-sh-sure."

(I'm not particularly suave.)
 
Richard1701 said:
There's that fantastic scene in Voyager (can't remember the exact episode...it has been so long) where Seven is talking to Harry Kim. Kim just keeps fumbling his words because he is so taken aback at what she is saying. I seem to recall she used the word 'copulate' a few times. :lol: :lol:

What would you have said, or would you have just fumbled too?

I would have said something like,"I want to help you experiment with your sexuality. Let's start right now. Oh, and after we try some sample positions I want you to brush up on the Kama Sutra for our next session. First get naked and I'll teach you all about oral sex"
 
"Why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit when no one else on this ship is wearing anything like it?"
 
"My Doctor made it for me." Would be the honest reply to that one. I always wondered if the Doctor was a natural leatch or he had to work at it.
 
Kim: "Seven, if you want to copulate... well... that sounds GREAT"... and Harry should have just done the deed.

The Doc was given an opportunity to at least see Seven nude... and he walked away.

Says the Doc "Flesh and bone, photons and force fields"... a missed opportunity is just that... and given the chance to boink Seven, or see her nude, I would have grabbed it.
 
"Don't let them tell you anything different. On my planet, a quick performance is seen as a compliment."
 
Kieran said:
Kim: "Seven, if you want to copulate... well... that sounds GREAT"... and Harry should have just done the deed.

The Doc was given an opportunity to at least see Seven nude... and he walked away.

Says the Doc "Flesh and bone, photons and force fields"... a missed opportunity is just that... and given the chance to boink Seven, or see her nude, I would have grabbed it.

That's because every guy on that ship had to be playing for the other side. Even Paris, Voyagers resident booty hound, completely flamed out when it came to Seven. At that point they should have just renamed it the Starship Fabulous and set the phasers to "Stunning!". I'm sorry but when a hot chick with giant...eyes....who wears nothing but spandex offers consequence free sex it is your duty as a gentlemen to do the polite thing and humor that particular lovely young lady. It's like written in The Constitution. Or The Bible. Or something.

Well, either that or Seven was so god damn annoying that even the most sex starved of the Voyager crew *coughHarrycough* found the thought of 5 minutes...scratch that, this is Harry we are talking about here....2 MINUTES alone with her unbearable.

And to answer the question I would have said "Sure. But only if we can broadcast it across the entire ship. Not for my sake of course. But Harry and Chakotay's. They could probably use some pointers."
 
"Seven, that's a very revealing choice of atire. Seriously. No matter what we're doing, I can't help but notice your ass, and those magnificent legs. And your hair and full, ripe lips without a doubt. Are you sure you aren't looking for a date for the evening?" :rolleyes: "By the way, I've been thinking of getting a cybernetic implant to improve memory capacity. Where would you recommend I start?! Terabyte?"
 
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