In all seriousness, fainting would probably be on the cards for most of us. Being suddenly placed into a very alien environment, maybe the body's natural response would be to go into "safe mode" and recent any potentially hazardous action. Short of that, I an imagine being pretty much paralysed by fear for a while.
I don't think tos has a holo deck
This first thing I would do would require me to change my pants afterwards.
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