What would you do if you got sentient Herpes?

[Jayson]

With most herpes the soultion of course would be to get the medicine you need to get rid of them but could you kill herpes if they were living, seintent beings? Not just that but they can even communicate with you. Image if the Herpeion's were a once, thriving species that lived on the crotch of cavreman, years ago.

When humans evolved though, the herpes in essence begain to de-evolve. The colony of herpes in your crotch was the last Herpeion's in exstience and the last fragment of their race on earth. What ever culture they developed, from music or science or art would be gone forever, just so you can have sex again.

I would proably keep them. I couldn't kill a species, even though I do get horny alot! I would of course make alot of money by letting science know about my discovery. If historian wanted to interview my herpes or scientist, they would have to pay me a fee. If I can't get laid i would at least deserve to get some money out of my ordeal.

Jason

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Sometimes, I find your mind a terrifying place, Jayson.

 

[Deckerd]

Herpes didn't start in the crotch you know Jason. They started on the mouth. I'll let you draw your own conclusions about the horrible truth.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Sentient? Convince it to go elsewhere.

 

[Jayson]

Herpes didn't start in the crotch you know Jason. They started on the mouth. I'll let you draw your own conclusions about the horrible truth.

Those were herpion's ancestors. It wasn't until the reached the crotch area, that they evolved and become sentient.

Jason

 

[Squiggy]

Judgment Day.

 

[Deckerd]

When you say 'reached' you do know what you're talking about, don't you?

 

[TheGodBen]

If its on my penis I don't care what its IQ is.

There's a joke about my ex in there somewhere.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

It's when they start developing nuclear capability from the atomic piles from my backside that I then stand up to attention and take notice.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Jayson]

When you say 'reached' you do know what you're talking about, don't you?

Are you asking me what the missing link herpes was? I just used the word "reached" as a means of descrbing the transition from mouth herpes to the evolved sentient herpes of the genitals. The thing that, casued this evoultionary charge would proably be unknown, such as the way we aren't sure at what the missing link is that shows how apes, became humans.

Jason

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I'd tell them to go live in the crotches of monkeys and apes.

 

[jamestyler]

Sometimes I fear what kind of man my daughter will end up dating.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

None of these threads are funny or cool.

This is stupid.

 

[miraclefan]

Sometimes I fear what kind of man my daughter will end up dating.

You never know, she might go lesbian!

 

[Laren]

I thought herpes lives your spinal cord?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I thought herpes lives your spinal cord?

Indeed, it's attached at the base of your spine, slowly growing into your spinal column, all the while mimicking your central nervous system while it gradually consumes your internal organs, until one day it bursts through your chest cavity and proclaims, "u got herpes, lol."

 

[Laren]

I thought herpes lives your spinal cord?

Indeed, it's attached at the base of your spine, slowly growing into your spinal column, all the while mimicking your central nervous system while it gradually consumes your internal organs, until one day it bursts through your chest cavity and proclaims, "u got herpes, lol."

So if I ever contracted it I should give Ellen Ripley a call?

 

[miraclefan]

I thought herpes lives your spinal cord?

Indeed, it's attached at the base of your spine, slowly growing into your spinal column, all the while mimicking your central nervous system while it gradually consumes your internal organs, until one day it bursts through your chest cavity and proclaims, "u got herpes, lol."

So if I ever contracted it I should give Ellen Ripley a call?

I was just about to say that!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Indeed, it's attached at the base of your spine, slowly growing into your spinal column, all the while mimicking your central nervous system while it gradually consumes your internal organs, until one day it bursts through your chest cavity and proclaims, "u got herpes, lol."

So if I ever contracted it I should give Ellen Ripley a call?

I was just about to say that!

 

[Jayson]

None of these threads are funny or cool.

This is stupid.

No it's not! This thread is brilliant! It is the greatest thing, ever posted on the trekbbs. Years from now ,my thread and all the responses to it will be engraved in stone and placed in a internet museum were great threads of internet history are preserved.

Jason