What would you be in either the 22nd, 23rd, or 24th Century?

[Cheapjack]

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Oh, wait, Gene Roddenberry actually did come up with that phrase, didn't he?

What's wrong with that, in this day and age of S**fests??



I could be a s***fest instructor, too. I'm quite adaptable. I could give a good 'rompin' stompin'!!

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Other. I'd defect to the Romulans...well, maybe defect wouldn't be the right word because I wouldn't be involved in Starfleet or Federation Government or anything so nobody would care. But yeah, I'd either join the Romulans or join a bunch of mercenaries/traders/heroes for hire/treasure hunters/explorers. Probably Romulans though.

 

[Rett Mikhal]

Go Romulans! It's great until you get stabbed in the back. Also they put a bomb in your casket for giggles.

I've often thought if I was a Federation officer I'd rat everyone out to the Borg. Take a transwarp drive to the Delta quadrant and tell them to attack with 100 cubes instead of 1. Why, you ask? Because the Borg deserve to win. The only reason they don't is they're the bad guys.

 

[Captain Zog]

I would be a former Starfleet captain who lost his mind after exposure to a bizarre alien ecosystem and now rules over a planet on the fringes of known space, served by hundreds of loyal followers from the backwoods of the interstellar community. Nah, just kidding. I'd be a bum.

 

[Robert DeSoto]

Orion syndicate

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^

Oh, wait, Gene Roddenberry actually did come up with that phrase, didn't he?

What's wrong with that, in this day and age of S**fests??



I could be a s***fest instructor, too. I'm quite adaptable. I could give a good 'rompin' stompin'!!

I'm just glad they dumped that little tidbit. I mean, come on. "Love instructor"? That's what SPOUSES are for.

 

[Orcus]

"What would you be in either the 22nd, 23rd, or 24th Century?"

Well... I'd either be a time-travelling visitor saving the universe or dead. I dunno, which do you think more likely...?

 

[Vonstadt]

If I had been born in any of those centuries I think like I had in my own century with the military I would've joined starfleet. Though most likely doomed to a red shirt's fate since my talents lie mostly in the field of tactical security.

But I would've joined none the less.

Vons