^ The title was Quite Ugly One Morning, which is the title of a Warren Zevon song that I'm particularly fond of. It's also the title of a book by Christopher Brookmyre, which is I assume the one you already own? 
Anyhow, Margaret nixed the title, and TerriO suggested Q & A, which we all thought was both peachy and keen.

Anyhow, Margaret nixed the title, and TerriO suggested Q & A, which we all thought was both peachy and keen.