What role would you have in the Star Trek XI universe?

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake's personal ass-kicker. Not for him. HIM.

 

[6079SmithW]

A redshirt so I could carry a phaser in public at all times. And then sacrifice myself defending Robau. Then having Robau honor me by re-sequencing the proteins of my dead body to make his doormat.

 

[EnsignRicky]

A redshirt so I could carry a phaser in public at all times. And then sacrifice myself defending Robau. Then having Robau honor me by re-sequencing the proteins of my dead body to make his doormat.

Ah, that takes me back.

 

[cooleddie74]

I want to be Robau's last meal before he died. Just to say I was in the Might Robau when the moment came.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk's fluffer.

(omg, did i just say that with my outside voice????)

Quick, somebody hose her down! She's going to spontaneously combust!!!!!!

A gold-shirted ensign who's Uhura's boy-toy. She can hop on my face and wiggle any time! -- RR

MRS WHATSIT: You have enough water in there to hose down me & RedRum? I think you're gonna need it!

 

[cooleddie74]

Can I be the tribble in Scotty's desktop cage? That way I can eat like a maniac and breed nonstop and nobody can fault me for either.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Can I be the tribble in Scotty's desktop cage? That way I can eat like a maniac and breed nonstop and nobody can fault me for either.

 

[cooleddie74]

Can I be the tribble in Scotty's desktop cage? That way I can eat like a maniac and breed nonstop and nobody can fault me for either.

I think outside the box, sweetie.

Then eat it.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Eddie honey, you LIVE outside the box!

 

[cooleddie74]

I live outside the GALAXY, baby.

 

[SheliakBob]

Sigh.
I suppose I'd be the schizophrenic huddled in a dark room shouting, "Braxton! Braxton, come in! Dammit Braxton! We have a REAL 'situation' here!....hello?"

Good bye Vulcan.
Hel-LOOOO Tantalus!

 

[Red Ranger]

Can I be the tribble in Scotty's desktop cage? That way I can eat like a maniac and breed nonstop and nobody can fault me for either.

I think outside the box, sweetie.

Then eat it.

I heard you lived in a cardboard box, actually! -- RR

 

[cooleddie74]

I think outside the box, sweetie.

Then eat it.

I heard you lived in a cardboard box, actually! -- RR

Don't believe all the stories about college dares and pranks. That guy's lying. Except...about my huge schwanstucker.

 

[startrekrcks]

imagine being a officer for captain Kirk awesomeness

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Don't believe all the stories about college dares and pranks. That guy's lying. Except...about my huge schwanstucker.

Ah, Young Frankenstein! Love it!

 

[cooleddie74]

Don't believe all the stories about college dares and pranks. That guy's lying. Except...about my huge schwanstucker.

Ah, Young Frankenstein! Love it!

Frau BLUCHER!!!!

(*Lightning cracks in BBS, scares Mods' horses*)