What role would you have in the Star Trek XI universe?

[cooleddie74]

Deputy Security Chief in charge of holographic waterboarding.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Digging quarries in Iowa.

 

[Peter the Younger]

Protein Resequencer Maintenance Specialist. It's my dream.

 

[Johnnymuffintop]

Keenser's replacement.

 

[Islander]

Lube applicator on Risa.

 

[nx1701g]

I'd be Captain of the Constitution and pissed that Kirk - half my age probably - was named Captain of the second ship of the class on his first day as an officer.

Then I'd mutiny against Starfleet and attack the Enterprise. Hey maybe I'm the big bad of Trek XII?

 

[Captain MAJ]

Captain Robau.

Hey. That just means I'd be a badass who dies memorably.

No eddie, you'd be Robau's "house boy." Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Samurai8472]

Helmsman McKenna who doesn't have lung worm, but is in trunk of a car thanks to one Hikaru Sulu.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau.

Hey. That just means I'd be a badass who dies memorably.

No eddie, you'd be Robau's "house boy." Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I'd allow it. Just to be around and mentored by such a badass.

 

[Islander]

I wouldn't mind cleaning the toilets on the Enterprise. Have you EVER seen a toilet on the Enterprise? Here you go. Easiest job in starfleet.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Official soap latherer and applicator for Capt Kirk.
*faints*

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's scalp waxer and cranial masseusse.

 

[Nowhere Man]

Uhura's replacement for Spock

 

[Islander]

Ambassador to the Orion Slave Girls homeworld.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau's scalp waxer and cranial masseusse.

you mean 'masseuR'.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk's fluffer.

(omg, did i just say that with my outside voice????)

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's scalp waxer and cranial masseusse.

you mean 'masseuR'.

Maybe. Maybe not.

 

[Mrs_Whatsit]

Kirk's fluffer.

(omg, did i just say that with my outside voice????)

Quick, somebody hose her down! She's going to spontaneously combust!!!!!!

 

[Red Ranger]

A gold-shirted ensign who's Uhura's boy-toy. She can hop on my face and wiggle any time! -- RR

 

[Nowhere Man]

Kirk's Alien porn researcher