What is the most offensive thing you can say to a Trek fan?

[fireproof78]

"You still watching that Star Track?"

 

[kkt]

That's the one with Doctor Spock, right?

 

[Mudd]

Um..."It's not that big a deal, takes itself way too seriously, and is intellectually pretty superficial?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Shatner is just as good or even better an actor than most of the others who've played Captains.

 

[TheCaptainsLog]

"There are 78 original episodes"

 

[cooleddie74]

"There are 78 original episodes"

Clang the thread shut. We won't top this.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"The science isn't all that accurate, is it?"

 

[at Quark's]

Star Trek? That's the one with the space wizards, right?

Most definitely.

Only, they call themselves 'engineers'.

 

[cooleddie74]

"TOS isn't THE best television show ever produced. I mean, it's awesome. But THAT incredible? It's my favorite Trek and even I wouldn't go that far."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Speaking of engineers

"That's a Scottish accent???"

 

[cooleddie74]

"An oblong bread box with Christmas lights and no readout screen is a computer?"

 

[Firebird]

Star Trek? That's the one with the space wizards, right?

Here, let's really get the nerd rage flowing:

 

[C.E. Evans]

"You actually post stuff on Star Trek websites? Seriously?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You love Star Trek? Wow. My condolences, Potsie."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"You actually post stuff on Star Trek websites? Seriously?"

“There are Star Trek websites?”

 

[at Quark's]

"You actually post stuff on Star Trek websites? Seriously?"

I've actually gotten that reaction a few times.

 

[Imaus]

Patrick Stewart was the worst pick for Picard.
Star Trek? You nerd.
Star Trek? Yea, like we're ever going to ride spaceships around anywhere...

“Space travel is pointless.”

(Note: I do NOT believe this.)

Literally just saw a book about this today ( Ground control : an argument for the end of human space exploration Mandel, Savannah), and there will always be arguments against humans in space, for sure....

 

[The Wormhole]

I like the Star Trek where Darth Vader saves Middle Earth from the Daleks.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The best Star Trek is the one where Bambi's mother dies."

 

[kkt]

"You love Star Trek? Wow. My condolences, Potsie."

Wrong kinda nerd. And I think he lived in the 1950s. Maybe he was nerding out with Sputnik's launch.