What if you got into conflict with world's wussiest man?

[Jayson]

What if a guy stepped on your toe by accident. Not a big deal but you still would naturally get angry for a moment and then the anger would go away. What if though the person who did it was, like already mentioned, the world's wussiest man. That means he cowers at the first sight of conflict.

What if the moment you got angry he started crying and then tosses you his wallet and says something like "Please take my money, Don't hurt me!" You realize it was just a accident so you try and give back the wallet but he see's you moving towards him as a attack which leads to him to fall to his knee's "Please don't hit me! I will suck your dick! I will do anything, just don't hurt me!"

I would be tempted to keep the money so as to teach him a lesson but I would be worried that the incident might be seen as a mugging, if he calls the cops, which means I could get arrested. I would therefore just walk away and leave the wallet behind on the ground.

Jason

 

[Aurian]

I would ask him to get a grip. Then I would look at him funny for the rest of my life.

 

[barnaclelapse]

I would give him his money, and I wouldn't actually be angry, but I might glare until he buys me a beer.

 

[RoJoHen]

Something tells me this guy would have ended up in a mental institution a long time ago. Or he'd still be wearing diapers and living with his mommy because he's too afraid to use the toilet and go outside.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I would order him to take his wallet back and go home. And stay there.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Well,no offense, since I'm guessing there's a strong element of joking behind all this, but if that's the attitude you have to a man who cowers from conflict...*sigh*...what if it were a woman who cowered from conflict? Would you treat her with more respect?

 

[SalvorHardin]

I'd take his wallet money and order him to go to the nearest ATM and bring me everything he's got or he's dead meat.


No, seriously. People have stepped on my toes before and I don't get angry over it even for a moment. It happens...

Now, if it was the worlds wussiest monkey.... That would be a different story

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Now, if it was the worlds wussiest monkey.... That would be a different story

It shames all monkey-kind, that's for sure.

 

[TheGodBen]

How could I possibly get into a conflict with myself?

 

[iguana_tonante]

Why should I get angry in the first place?

 

[RandyS]

Well,no offense, since I'm guessing there's a strong element of joking behind all this, but if that's the attitude you have to a man who cowers from conflict...*sigh*...what if it were a woman who cowered from conflict? Would you treat her with more respect?

I actually know a woman like that. A friend of my girlfriend. Despite the fact that her attitude irritates the shit out of me, I try to look out for her whenever I can.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

What if a guy stepped on your toe by accident. Not a big deal but you still would naturally get angry for a moment and then the anger would go away. What if though the person who did it was, like already mentioned, the world's wussiest man. That means he cowers at the first sight of conflict.

What if the moment you got angry he started crying and then tosses you his wallet and says something like "Please take my money, Don't hurt me!" You realize it was just a accident so you try and give back the wallet but he see's you moving towards him as a attack which leads to him to fall to his knee's "Please don't hit me! I will suck your dick! I will do anything, just don't hurt me!"

I would be tempted to keep the money so as to teach him a lesson but I would be worried that the incident might be seen as a mugging, if he calls the cops, which means I could get arrested. I would therefore just walk away and leave the wallet behind on the ground.

Jason

Deep Thoughts.....by Jack Handy

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I side stepped him and laughed as I walked away.

 

[Shatmandu]

Well, if you want to get into a conflict with the world's wussiest man, he posts on these boards under the name of "Juan Bolio".

Joe, BEEP-BEEP-BEEP

 

[Kommander]

^ So... you'll be having your funeral next week then?

Can I come?

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

I'd tell CW that he needs a diaper change and then I'd be on my way.

 

[UncleRogi]

I'd be asking "Am I on Candid Camera?"

 

[RoJoHen]

I'd be asking "Am I on Candid Camera?"

Your username is weirding me out because that's what my godson calls me (or what his parents call me, anyway. He can't talk yet).

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Jeez Jayson I already gave you my wallet and sucked your dick. Do you have to humiliate me in a public forum too?

 

[alasdairsim]

What if a guy stepped on your toe by accident. Not a big deal but you still would naturally get angry for a moment and then the anger would go away. What if though the person who did it was, like already mentioned, the world's wussiest man. That means he cowers at the first sight of conflict.

What if the moment you got angry he started crying and then tosses you his wallet and says something like "Please take my money, Don't hurt me!" You realize it was just a accident so you try and give back the wallet but he see's you moving towards him as a attack which leads to him to fall to his knee's "Please don't hit me! I will suck your dick! I will do anything, just don't hurt me!"

I would be tempted to keep the money so as to teach him a lesson but I would be worried that the incident might be seen as a mugging, if he calls the cops, which means I could get arrested. I would therefore just walk away and leave the wallet behind on the ground.

Jason

That is what I would do.

If he's that much of a girl then chances are he won't phone the police as he'll be too embarrassed or scared.