What if this conversation took place between Archer and Trip?

[WraithDukat]

Archer

Hey Trip?

Trip

Yeah?

Archer

Dinner at the captains mess tonight?

Trip

Sure

Archer

(With a sly grin) We are having an ELIZABETHan Banquette

Trip

Is your father going to be there?
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[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Are you implying that Henry Archer was Elizabeth Tucker's real dad?

 

[Mach5]

This fucking thread...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

There, there.. it will all be okay..

 

[WraithDukat]

Or if you wanted to make Trip the bully:

Trip

Hey Captain, you coming to movie night tonight?

Archer

Yeah why not? it's being a while.

Trip

(With a sly grin) We are watching "my father the hero".

Archer

Is it going to be followed by Sister Act?
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[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I'm glad I'm too dim to get it. Hurrah!

 

[WraithDukat]

They are having a dig at the fact that someone in their family is dead, the other makes a witty comeback against the dead in the others family.

Love your avatar by the way.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Love your avatar by the way.

Thank you. Your joke is now funny.

 

[gblews]

They are having a dig at the fact that someone in their family is dead, the other makes a witty comeback against the dead in the others family.

"witty"?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Okay so..

What if this conversation took place between Phlox and Reed?

Phlox: I'm sure you'll be very pleased to know I have synthesized an enzyme that will now enable you to insert pineapples!

Reed: In... sert?

Phlox: Oh no need to play coy with me Lieutenant, such practices are embraced on Denobula. Why my third wife..

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

What on earth...?

Never mind.