What if this conversation took place between Archer and Trip?

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  1. ArcherNX01

    ArcherNX01 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Archer

    Hey Trip?

    Trip

    Yeah?

    Archer

    Dinner at the captains mess tonight?

    Trip

    Sure

    Archer

    (With a sly grin) We are having an ELIZABETHan Banquette

    Trip

    Is your father going to be there?
     
  2. teacock

    teacock Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Are you implying that Henry Archer was Elizabeth Tucker's real dad?
     
  3. Stamets

    Stamets Vice Admiral Admiral

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    This fucking thread...

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  4. teacock

    teacock Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    There, there.. it will all be okay..
     
  5. ArcherNX01

    ArcherNX01 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Or if you wanted to make Trip the bully:

    Trip

    Hey Captain, you coming to movie night tonight?

    Archer

    Yeah why not? it's being a while.

    Trip

    (With a sly grin) We are watching "my father the hero".

    Archer

    Is it going to be followed by Sister Act?
     
  6. teacock

    teacock Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'm glad I'm too dim to get it. Hurrah!
     
  7. ArcherNX01

    ArcherNX01 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    They are having a dig at the fact that someone in their family is dead, the other makes a witty comeback against the dead in the others family.

    Love your avatar by the way.
     
  8. teacock

    teacock Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Thank you. Your joke is now funny.
     
  9. gblews

    gblews Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "witty"? :wtf:
     
  10. teacock

    teacock Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Okay so..

    What if this conversation took place between Phlox and Reed?

    Phlox: I'm sure you'll be very pleased to know I have synthesized an enzyme that will now enable you to insert pineapples!

    Reed: In... sert?

    Phlox: Oh no need to play coy with me Lieutenant, such practices are embraced on Denobula. Why my third wife..
     
  11. Beautiful and Terrible Romantic

    Beautiful and Terrible Romantic love me and despair Moderator

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    :wtf:

    What on earth...?

    Never mind.
     
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