What If “The Expendables” Were Women?
- Thread starter Dusty Ayres
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I would want to sleep with all of them...preferably at the same time?
Given the ages of most of the cast, The Menopausals would be more like it. That could be even nastier! "Cold Killers with Hot Flashes!"
That's an outstanding banner...here are my choices:
Michelle Yeoh, Cameron Diaz, Linda Hamilton, Kate Beckinsale, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Signourney Weaver, Angelina Jolie, Michelle Rodriguez, and Halle Berry.
Michelle Yeoh, Cameron Diaz, Linda Hamilton, Kate Beckinsale, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Signourney Weaver, Angelina Jolie, Michelle Rodriguez, and Halle Berry.
Will the dictator, the drug dealer and all their hench(wo)men be played by women as well? Otherwise it would be unfair.
I think I would make Weaver or Hamilton the Stallone character in the film. Every main character should be a female!
I would want to sleep with all of them...preferably at the same time?
Yeah, as if you could handle them all at the same time. You know you'd have to call me in to help.
Angelina Jolie should be the main baddie. She'd be a riot, totally over the top.
^Has Jolie ever played a villain before? I'd love to see that!
I think Hamilton or Lawless should be in the Stallone role.
Due to budget constraints, they can only afford one of her boobs for a 2 hour ADR recording session.
I think Hamilton or Lawless should be in the Stallone role.
I'd only watch if Scarlett Johansson was in it.
Due to budget constraints, they can only afford one of her boobs for a 2 hour ADR recording session.
