What If “The Expendables” Were Women?

[Dusty Ayres]

What If “The Expendables” Were Women?

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

You'd have to give it a different title -- "The Premenstruals" perhaps.

 

[Joe Washington]

Maybe that could be the sequel to the Expendables.

 

[Admiral James Kirk]

I wouldn't see The Expendables if they were women because then it would no longer be a mans movie it would be Thelma & Louise.

 

[Lonemagpie]

Stallone says he has a plan for a sequel- maybe this is it...!

 

[FordSVT]

That movie would be awesome.

Cynthia Rothrock, there is a name I haven't thought of in an age. Sonya Blade!

She could kick the asses of all of the other women in that line at the same time.

 

[Mistral]

Have to have Hamilton and Lawless. And Demi Moore. And Sigourney Weaver, if you're going to follow Stallone's template for casting...

 

[ManOnTheWave]

They actually put Cynthia Rothrock in there.

 

[Dusty Ayres]

Before this was ever published, I had though of:

*(Sharon) Stone
*(Sigourney) Weaver
*(Angelina) Jolie
*(Michelle) Yeoh

The guy beat me to it, and even had Lucy Lawless in it! Great minds do think alike.

 

[caisson2delta]

I think Claudia Black should've been included somewhere in there.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

No Pam Grier?

What if they were gullible women?

The Exploitables!

How about an all villain actor movie?

 

[Dusty Ayres]

I think Claudia Black should've been included somewhere in there.

Now that you think of it, me too!

I'd also add Amanda Tapping and Katee Sackoff as well.

 

[The Evil Dead]

I'd have different plans tomorrow night.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Have to have Hamilton and Lawless. And Demi Moore. And Sigourney Weaver, if you're going to follow Stallone's template for casting...

Ugh, no to Moore! Julianne Moore, maybe. Katee Sackhoff, Cameron Diaz, Maggie Q, Angela Bassett and Angelina Jolie.

Damn, this is shaping up to be a good movie...

And if we're addressing the demands of genre fans, we need Nana Visitor, Amanda Tapping, Claudia Black, Claudia Christian, Gillian Anderson, Mary McDonnell, Kate Mulgrew, Jeri Ryan, Summer Glau and Yvonne Strahovski.

Can the Genre Girls play the bad guys???? But whose team is Sackhoff on?

 

[Mooch]

I'd only watch if Scarlett Johansson was in it.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I'd only watch if Scarlett Johansson was in it.

Sure why not. The others can send her out to the grocery store to buy their tampons.

 

[DarthPipes]

You could probably throw in Brigitte Nielsen and Grace Jones too.

 

[Jetfire]

I think the idea only works with male action stars from 80's, 90's & today...um maybe a movie with The Beauties of 80's, 90's & today would work better...like in a romantic comedy??? No!?

 

[Dusty Ayres]

I'd only watch if Scarlett Johansson was in it.

She'd be good, too.

 

[Australis]

I would pay good money to see this. It's be a bitch to shoot.

Uhhh... you know what I mean.