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What happens to Cupcake (No spoilers)

Maybe he lives a long and prosperous life then dies old, happy and in bed; It could happen. Ehh, who am I kidding, let me know where to beam the flowers.
 
Five minutes after they beam onto Nero's ship, Kirk will ask Cupcake, "Hey, what's your name, anyway?" Cupcake will start to respond, "Finne--" and then get killed.
 
Five minutes after they beam onto Nero's ship, Kirk will ask Cupcake, "Hey, what's your name, anyway?" Cupcake will start to respond, "Finne--" and then get killed.
I've got a better idea. Not Finnegan, but...
"The Apple" when Kirk tells that it was (just blown up by exploding rock) redshirt Mallory's father who helped him get into the Academy? Well, if this bar fight is what brings Kirk to Pike's attention, and leads Pike to challenge him to join up and to complete his Academy studies in less than the usual four years, then wouldn't Cupcake, by being an aggressor and fight participant, have helped Kirk get in? Might Cupcake's full name actually be Midshipman Cupcake J. Mallory?
 
Do you think this thread will reach the length of the "Badass" Robau thread?
On second thought, no. Nothing could match anything about Robau.;)
 
Five minutes after they beam onto Nero's ship, Kirk will ask Cupcake, "Hey, what's your name, anyway?" Cupcake will start to respond, "Finne--" and then get killed.
I've got a better idea. Not Finnegan, but...
"The Apple" when Kirk tells that it was (just blown up by exploding rock) redshirt Mallory's father who helped him get into the Academy? Well, if this bar fight is what brings Kirk to Pike's attention, and leads Pike to challenge him to join up and to complete his Academy studies in less than the usual four years, then wouldn't Cupcake, by being an aggressor and fight participant, have helped Kirk get in? Might Cupcake's full name actually be Midshipman Cupcake J. Mallory?

I like both of these theories!!:guffaw::guffaw:
 
Robau is so badass, when he insults someone by calling him a cupcake, that person literally turns into a cupcake.
 
Five minutes after they beam onto Nero's ship, Kirk will ask Cupcake, "Hey, what's your name, anyway?" Cupcake will start to respond, "Finne--" and then get killed.

What would be better is the same scenario but as soon as Cupcake starts to say his real name Kirk smacks him in the head and ask, "What's your name?!?!" Then he just looks down and says, "Cupcake sir." Kirk responds, "That's right."
 
Robau of course!

Robau: Cupcake, eh? You're too sweet! Your pathetic frosting makes me wanna puke!

Cupcake: Yes sir. I shall eat myself now in order to remove me from your presence... forgive the intrusion sir...nom nom nom nom
 
Five minutes after they beam onto Nero's ship, Kirk will ask Cupcake, "Hey, what's your name, anyway?" Cupcake will start to respond, "Finne--" and then get killed.
I've got a better idea. Not Finnegan, but...
"The Apple" when Kirk tells that it was (just blown up by exploding rock) redshirt Mallory's father who helped him get into the Academy? Well, if this bar fight is what brings Kirk to Pike's attention, and leads Pike to challenge him to join up and to complete his Academy studies in less than the usual four years, then wouldn't Cupcake, by being an aggressor and fight participant, have helped Kirk get in? Might Cupcake's full name actually be Midshipman Cupcake J. Mallory?

I like both of these theories!!:guffaw::guffaw:

i just love family traditions

he's bread jim.
 
I'm cool with Cupcake J. Mallory, that works.

Now, we just need his boss in the security department to be played by John Rhys-Davies.

You can have a spinoff series where a transporter accident sends them jumping from universe to universe and they're trying to get back home.
 
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Cupcake is a Klingon agent.
 
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