Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by cubbie, Apr 9, 2009.
He'll make a fortune on the con circuit.
He can have his own booth at conventions. Autographs are free. Cupcakes are $2.50 each.
So, in essence, Picard isnt the first human to have an artificial heart.
VOLTAGE!!!!!! GIVE. MEEEEE. MORE. POWER. SCOTTY.
$3.00 with SPRINKLES... !!!
Or, if hes clever, hell pipe his autograph onto the cupcake in icing and charge for the decoration.
And he'll make sure the cupcake is decorated with a sombrero.
Then, Fifty years later, an annoyingly successful yet awful director will reboot the Franchise with the movie CupCake, set in a alternate bakery. Fans of the original Chronicles will think bad things about it to each other on the MINDWEBS, boycotting the new CupCake movie with the rallycry(rallythought) "They Burnt my Childhood!"
The actionfigures will suck.
I like They Frosted My Childhood, better...
CupCake II: No More Sprinkles, Farmboy!
and endless debates about how they just dont make cupcakes like they used too..
and when the ad slogan this isnt your father's cupcake arises...
Or that blue sprinkles were used instead of red!
Geek porn, he becomes the king.
I expect teh internets to be awash with Cupcake slash, if they aren't already.
or served in a gasp cup and not the proper paper sleeve..
Kirk learned his famous shirt-ripping drop kick from Cupcake.
Nah, hell wear a nacho sombrero and sell his autographed cupcakes from it at conventions, with goolgy eyes on the top and with little NuEnterprises dangling from the brim, and have Shatner Pez didpsensers in holsters.
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